Happy Monday, y'all! Hope everyone is staying cool and safe as we continue through this hot and humid hellscape here on planet Earth! As we start yet another week of multiple daily cool-down showers, soaked-through shirts, and insane electric bills, let's take a look at what's going on in the WHMu that will keep ya'll laughing and entertained while seeking the best air conditioning!
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2024-07-15 10:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Holy moly, it's the next episode of our TV recap show where we talk about two sexy, sunny, Los Angeles-set primetime soap operas from the 1990s, it's MELR0210!
First up on Beverly Hills, 90210, it's the wild-ass episode, "Rebel with a Cause." Originally airing back on November 11, 1992, this episode features Brenda trying to go out with Rick while Rick is more obses...
2024-07-11 10:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
“I feel bad for these Minions, man, they’re forced to help out with all these party shenanigans” - Andrew
On this week’s episode, the guys welcome back Bob Mackey and Henry Gilbert (Talking Simpsons) to join the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza and chat about the dreadful animated sequel, Despicable Me 2! Does Pixar have a suit over the design of that youngest ...
2024-07-09 04:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostHowdy, y'all! Hope everyone who celebrated had a fun and safe July 4th holiday. The humidity has been particularly brutal here in the northeast, so us WHM boys have been holed up watching movies and letting our electricity bills go sky-high with all the A/C use. Seriously, if you don't have to be outside in this kind of weather, stay indoors! And while you're hunkered down, why not enjoy so...
2024-07-08 10:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
“Get your boners ready!” - Steve, on Xavier and Wolverine looking like their cartoon counterparts in more recent MCU films
On this month’s patrons-only We ❤️ Movies episode, we’re chatting about a truly fantastic comic book motion picture, James Mangold’s Logan! Could Marvel go back to the comic book panel flip intro instead of usi...
2024-07-05 10:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
“Asshole is the right word…” - Steve, on Paul Blart’s attitude toward hotel staff
On this week’s SBE episode, we welcome back our good friend, Ben Worcester of Hooked on TJ Hooker to chat about the absolutely abysmal comedy sequel, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2! Why did they insist on making this guy so cripplingly pathetic? Why can...
2024-07-02 04:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostHoly smokes, folks! Can you believe that (for some of us) the holiday weekend is almost here?! We're taking a little holiday time ourselves, so there will not be a new On-Screen Live today, just wanted to make sure everyone was on the same page there. That said, we will of course be flush with show drops here on Patreon, so let's see what's happenin' in the WHMu this week!
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2024-07-01 10:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Dispatch Eighty Eight June 28, 2024
Greetings WHM Family!
Hot enough for ya? Well, it is for us and we are very close to closing up shop for the summer. But don’t you fret, we have, what many are saying, might...
2024-06-28 17:33:44 +0000 UTC View Post
On this edition of our Star Trek recap show, we're closing a major chapter on one of our longest-running shows as we bid farewell to TOS!
First up, it's the final voyage of the OG Enterprise crew, for now, in the not-great episode, "Turnabout Intruder"! Finally airing on June 3, 1969, after being delayed several weeks due to the death of Dwight D. Eisenhower, th...
2024-06-28 10:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostHey Folks,
We are gearing up production for a whole host of stuff before we take our August break and we need your help on choosing the next Full Length Movie Review Nexus episode for We ❤️ Movies Month in November! There's a lot to choose from so see below and Vote! Oh, and yes, we did do Star Trek IV as a live episode in San Franscisco, but it was recorded terribly and is lost forever! Similarly, we figured we've only cov...
2024-06-27 16:19:54 +0000 UTC View Post
On this edition of the Gleep Glossary, we're learning all about another completely insignificant Child of the Jedi, Nichos Marr! Along the way, we find out that Nichos was apparently pretty CUT, only got to study with Luke Skywalker at the Jedi Academy for a year before dropping out due to contracting a space STD, had his consciousness transferred into an artificial body, and then eventually had his soul sucked ...
2024-06-27 10:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
“You don’t need to ask for directions anymore, you’re no longer a fish out of water!” - Andrew on Axel’s third time in Los Angeles
On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza tackles an action comedy sequel that didn’t need to exist at all, and no one wanted to make in the first place, Beverly Hills Cop III! What in the hell tone ...
Hey y'all, hope everyone had a cool and safe weekend! If you were "lucky" enough to be dealing with this heatwave here in the states, we're right there with you! But hey, what better way to beat the heat than hide in your house, office, or car; blast the A/C, and kick back with some pods? We've got you covered this week in the WHMu, so let's take a look!
First up tomorrow, in honor o...
2024-06-24 10:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, folks, so it's looking to be a real uneasy week at the box office as far as total gross goes. We'll get to see what kind of legs Inside Out 2 has going into week two, but there aren't any other major releases happening this weekend that could possibly give it a run for its money, no matter what percentage IO2 falls this weekend.
With that in mind, let's turn our attention to th...
2024-06-21 13:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
“Oh, look, she’s dating the Cossack!” - Eric on Hermione’s dance date
Instead of JAMMING UP the holiday commentary slot with another Potter track, we decided to dive back in early and tackle the fourth entry in the popular film franchise, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! The second-longest of these films, this one features R-Pats as the doomed Cedric Diggory, a school adminis...
2024-06-21 10:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
It's our monthly flashback to sexy, sunny Los Angeles in the '90s on another outrageous MELR0210!
First up on Beverly Hills, 90210, it's the ridiculous episode, "Destiny Rides Again." First airing on November 4, 1992, this episode has Donna and David considering having sex while they're publicly shamed by a priest in the adult section of a video store and Rosie O'Donnel...
2024-06-20 10:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostHi Folks,
It's that time again. Wherein you ask a brief, direct question below and we do our best to answer it in next month's Big Daddy Dispatch! Please be sure to sign your question below with your name and where you're writing from.
Thanks!
Steve from Jersey City
2024-06-18 20:07:40 +0000 UTC View Post
“Bruce Greenwood, who’s surprisingly not crooked in this movie? That blew my hair back!” - Steve
On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls into Will Smith City with a conversation all about the absolutely dreadful I, Robot! And to help dive into this dull-ass flick, the gang welcomes back to the ...
2024-06-18 04:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostHey folks, we hope you all had a FABULOUS weekend full of friends, family, relaxation, and much joy! Now that the crushing work week is upon us once again, your Four Favorite Angry Uncles are here to provide much needed distractions and (hopefully) some laughs! We've got a packed week of shows in the WHMu to tell you about, so let's get to it!
First up, ...
2024-06-17 10:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostWow, is it just me or was this week long A-F? In either case, I'm glad we're finally here at the weekend where I... won't be going to the movies! Sorry, as stated on OSL, this Inside Out 2 is a Disney+ watch for me, and that's fine by me because it's hot as shit here in New York and I plan on just cranking the A/C and watching stuff at home.
On this edition of our cartoon recap show, we're talking about the not-great animated adaptation of Men in Black! Is this more based on the comics or the movie? Is it both? Why do none of the vocal performances carry any amount of gravitas whatsoever? The episode in question, "The Long Goodbye Syndrome," originally aired on October 11, 1997, and re-watching it, we were instantly reminded of the abysmal theme son...
2024-06-14 10:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post No Issue Number, June 13th, 2024
Hey WHM Family,
We wanted to alert you to the fact that this month's release schedule is (slightly) changing and we'll be able to announce the return of a fan-favorite guest, the inimitable...
2024-06-13 14:46:02 +0000 UTC View Post
"Why is a houseboat always an indicator that a character has hit rock bottom?" - Andrew
On this edition of Once In A Lifetime, we're chatting about the Brian Austin Green high drama baby tale, Unwed Father! How hilariously bad is this band B.A.G. has here? Should this teen girl have gone with this total stranger to a mysterious boat on the docks at night? How hilarious...
“When we put out our coffee table book of Disgusting Shit Boys, he’s the cover…” - Steve on “The Kid”
On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza continues with a hilarious convo all about one of the more ambitious comic adaptations of all time, Dick Tracy! Should Beatty really have starred as the titular Dick while also directing this t...
2024-06-11 04:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostHey, gang, we hope you had a rock-solid weekend! The four of us are (mostly) rested and super-stoked to get back into it this week! We've got some great stuff coming up in the WHMu, so let's take a gander:
First up, tomorrow, WHM is all-new with a total banger episode on the candy-colored comic extravaganza, Dick Tracy! How much do we talk about Dick Tracy's dis...
2024-06-10 10:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostHoly smokes, folks, beyond any human logic, there's another Bad Boys motion picture out this weekend with Bad Boys: Ride or Die! After that lackluster third movie, I was almost certain it was the last time we'd seen Mike and Marcus on screen, but, hey, here we are!
Sony has done a good job at promoting the hell out of this one, so between running the trailer endlessl...
2024-06-07 10:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
“This movie does give Emmett Brown a time traveler’s fate: you’d be dead in five days.” - Steve
On this month’s We ❤️ Movies, we’re chatting about a total all-timer, Back to the Future III! How long would any of us last in the Old West? Is Buford Tannen the filthiest chara...
2024-06-07 10:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
“Why are you trying to do the Hitchcock stuff when your contemporary, Brian De Palma, is doing it much better? - Eric
On this week’s WHM, we’re kicking off the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza with a chat about the Robert Zemeckis ghost house domestic thriller, What Lies Beneath! Was this one of the last major Hollywood films to have middle-aged people being
Holy smokes, folks, we are back and better than ever! Hope you had a nice, relaxing weekend— we certainly did, and we're ready to return to On-Screen Live, today at noon/eastern, so be sure not to miss our grand return to the live-streamed airwaves! We, of course, also have some audio-only shows dropping this week, so let's see wh...
2024-06-03 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Dispatch Eighty Seven June 1, 2024
Greetings WHM Family!
We just got back from our Texas Two-Step and hot damn, was that fun! The picture above was taken at Tiki-Tatsu-Ya, a bar in Austin where we celebrated Andrew’s ...
2024-06-01 17:25:05 +0000 UTC View Post
