“Kill any of these people! Is it possible for any of them to die?” - Steve on the titular Expendables
On this week’s episode, after we figure out how to pronounce the title, we’re chatting about the fourth, and likely final, film in the franchise, Expend4bles! Is it time to wrap up the franchise when the casting ‘gets’ keep getting smaller and sma...
2024-01-23 05:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Ladies and Gentlemen, The Listener Request lines are now OOOOPEN!
What does that mean, exactly? Well, it’s up to you to program our entire March Schedule! The way it works is you dial 1-833-946-4264 or in a more fun way 1-833-WHM GANG, and leave us a BRIEF message of one movie you’d lik...
2024-01-22 20:37:47 +0000 UTC View PostGooooooooood morning, kick-ass Patreon subscribers! These are your patrons-only episode drops for the week of January 22nd, but hey, also a reminder to join us later today, LIVE, for the winter return of On-Screen Live! We'll be mixing it up about all-things entertainment industry at 12pm/est today on our YouTube and 2024-01-22 11:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
On this edition of our Star Wars sideshow, The Gleep Glossary, we're learning all about the totally useless character, Lady Valarian!
A total space Mafia Mamma in her own right, Lady Valarian loved wearing weird vests, investing in failed casino properties, and feuding with legendary Tatooine crime lord, Jabba the Hutt!
Tha...
2024-01-19 11:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey gang,
We know a lot of you fine folks are enjoying AD-FREE WHM, as you should, but with that comes of course the option to miss out on all our *fun* tour reads! So real quick, we just wanted to get everyone on Patreon on the same page with tour info in case you are indeed missing those info reads! So here we go:
On February 1st we'l...
2024-01-18 18:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
On this month's AD, we're talking about the 15-years-too-late cartoon, Agent Elvis!
Originally dumped on Netflix back on March 17, 2023, this cartoon features everybody's all right, all right, all right actor, Matthew McConaughey in the titular role, portraying The King as a super-sexy secret agent. In the first episode, "Full Tilt," we're also privy to a monkey that sleeps with human women, Charles Ma...
2024-01-18 14:48:31 +0000 UTC View Post
“Is [the ‘prayers up’ thing] still going on? Is he still charging people to pray?” - Steve
On this week’s episode, we’re hitting the road with Mark Wahlberg and his fake family in the almost-Secret Movie™️, The Family Plan! How hilarious is it watching Mark get covered in that cherry slushy? Should this gamer kid be throwing up that hand signal? Is the matrimonial magic dead when your anniversa...
2024-01-16 05:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostHey folks, hope you're having a great holiday weekend. Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day, of course! Here's a look at what all we have coming your way this week on Patreon!
First up on Tuesday, the WHM episode for this week continues our month-long mission to chat about some of the most disappointing and mind-boggling films from last year and Mark Wahlberg's The Family Plan 2024-01-15 11:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
“Oppie New Year!” - The Gang
On the first We ❤️ Movies episode of 2024, we’re chatting about a real-deal banger, and one-half of last year’s massively successful box office double bill, Christopher Nolan’s Oppenheimer! How fabulous is this cast? How funny is Oppie’s Batman moment? How wonderful is it to experience all these in-camera practical effects the maste...
2024-01-11 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
“If I was Blipped and came back, I’d rather be dead at that point!” - Eric
On this episode, we’re doing our best to make our way through what could possibly be the nadir of the MCU, Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania! How did they release this thing as-is with all the poorly rendered CGI? Did any of these actors actually want to be in this movie? Were they trying to wedge in a bad TV series with all the...
2024-01-09 05:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostHey gang, before tomorrow's episode goes live on the free feed and we announce to the general public, we wanted to give all you wonderful subscribers the news first that on Thursday, February 1st, we'll be doing our next live digital experience, and this time we're covering the DC disaster, The Flash! That's ri...
2024-01-09 02:05:02 +0000 UTC View PostHey gang, we hope you all had a fantastic weekend! We here around WHM HQ are just OVER THE MOON for our boy, PG himself, Paul Giamatti on his massive Golden Globes win last night! And a huge congrats also to Da'Vine Joy Randolph for her epic Globes win. The Holdovers folks, it's a good one!
Anywho, here's what's happening with our Patreon drops this week.
First up, on Tuesday, it's an all-new
“All the Nolans [movies] are present here; I’m surprised no one’s a fucking magician!” - Steve
On our first episode of the year, the four of us bend our understanding of reality to chat about a real massive let down, Robert Rodriguez’s Hypnotic! What in the world were they thinking with all these garbage twists? How much exposition can you expect one Dunkin’ Donuts-loving man to drop in a ...
2024-01-02 05:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostHappy New Year, loyal Patreon subscribers!
We're so very thankful for each and every one of you as we hit the ground running in 2024. We hope you all had a restful and fun end of your year. We're so stoked to kick this new year into high gear, and as you saw from the Big Daddy Dispatch, this month is going to be wild! Here's what's happening on Patreon this week:
With the holidays winding down, w...
2024-01-01 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Dispatch Eighty Two December 30, 2023
Greetings WHM Family!
We did it, we made it to 2024! Nobody saw that coming! We had a busy as hell December including a live show and a ton of holiday shows that somehow included an ill-advised 3-hou...
2023-12-30 17:44:35 +0000 UTC View PostWell gang, we asked and you answered—and we mean A LOT of you answered! Thanks so much for participating in this inaugural year-end poll. Hopefully we can make this a yearly tradition in the WHM Patreon World!
After tallying all the results, we have to say, you all have fabulous taste! And a lot of you are definitely on the same wavelength because there weren't that many close calls with the numbers. In any event, here'...
2023-12-29 11:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Holy smokes, it's our final Nexus episode of 2023!
First up on TOS, it's the kinda cool, but also creepy-as-hell episode, "Requiem for Methuselah"! Premiering back on February 14, 1969, this episode has The Big Three trying to get material to make a cure for the ship's space STD outbreak, the villain raising another classic TOS wife/daughter on a remote planet, and Captain Kirk encountering a cucking fetish fo...
2023-12-28 11:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
“What I don’t understand, is how he does not have a guest room for people to come visit him!” - Chris on Santa’s accommodations
On our final episode of 2023, we’re racing toward New Year’s to get away from the exhausting ghost of Christmas Movies Past that is, Fred Claus! Why did they have Rachel Weisz’s character be a traffic cop? Is Vince’s character seriously trying to open a brand-new OTB i...
2023-12-26 05:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHey folks, Merry Christmas! Here's your heads-up for Patreon releases happening the week of December 25, 2023!
First up, even though today is Christmas Day, we're keeping the holiday spirit alive with this week's WHM episode! Dropping tomorrow, it's the final We Hate Movies episode of the year and we're talking about the absolutely dreadful Fred Claus...
On our final commentary of the year, we’re chatting over what is possibly the best entry in the franchise, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban! How refreshing is it to get a wildly better director at the helm? Why did Dumbledore think Hagrid was cleared for teaching? How funny is that executioner fella’s get-up? Is this the grossest werewolf design in film history? And is there a soul alive who doesn’t know we des...
2023-12-22 11:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
On this month's Animation Damnation episode, we're celebrating the TENTH ANNIVERSARY OF ANIMATION DAMNATION (!!!) by talking about the tragic Doug holiday episode, "Doug's Christmas Story"!
Originally airing back on December 12, 1993, this episode has a severe lack of Patti and Roger, but does have Porkchop trying to prevent a death that was clearly meant to happen, t...
2023-12-21 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
“He’s such an idiot for running right into this fucking turbine…” - Eric on Alan Rickman’s character’s adultery
On this week’s episode, our mission to bring Holiday Cheer to you and yours is almost completely derailed with a jumbo-sized discussion on the bloated, miserable, obnoxious holiday fave, Love Actually! When is the feature-length Andrew Lincoln stalker film hitting Shudder? Why couldn...
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2023-12-18 20:19:50 +0000 UTC View PostHey gang, here's your heads-up for this week's Patreon releases happening for the week of December 18, 2023!
First up, this Tuesday we'll be dropping our next holiday-themed WHM episode as we tackle the bloated-as-bloated-can-be Christmastime classic, Love Actually! If you're at the $8 level or up, you can enjoy this super-sized holiday episode AD-FREE
2023-12-18 17:20:43 +0000 UTC
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On this edition of our Lifetime (and Lifetime-adjacent) Movie recap show, we're chatting about the fairly embarrassing holiday romantic fantasy, A Very Nutty Christmas!
Does anyone who celebrates Christmas give this much of a shit about Nutcrackers? How did Melissa Joan Hart's Kate land the cookie contracts (?) for TWO branches of the U.S. military? Did this woman get dumped over her cookies obsession? Is this se...
2023-12-15 11:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostHey gang, we're so stoked to share the first ever WHM year-end listener poll! We're big end-of-year list-making folks around the WHM offices and this year we wanted to start branching out and hearing from you all! Hopefully we can turn this into an annual tradition!
We'll be chatting about some of our 2023 picks on the On-Screen Live winter finale that's happening 12/18 at noon/eastern on YouTube and Twitch, but we're gonna kee...
2023-12-14 15:05:44 +0000 UTC View Post
On this very special edition of our Star Wars side show, the Gleep Glossary, we're going back and taking another stab at the much-maligned, and rightfully so, Star Wars Holiday Special!
Originally airing back on November 17, 1978, this complete and total variety show-formatted misfire absolutely tortures you with a story set around Chewbacca's family, including his horrific son, Lumpy,...
2023-12-14 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
“All this, over the treatment of a magic cookie-eater!” - Chris on Santa Claus-related outrage
On this week’s holly-jolly horror-tinged episode, we’re chatting about the totally kick-ass Christmas slasher, Silent Night Deadly Night! Why couldn’t they have bothered to actually name the psychiatric institute in this movie? Were there zero dollars set aside for background extras? How despicable is this ...
2023-12-12 05:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHey gang, just wanted to give you all a quick heads-up as to which Patreon offerings are coming your way this week!
First up, Tuesday's AD-FREE episode of WHM is dropping for folks at the $8 and up. This week, Andrew, Chris, and Eric are all-in for the kick-ass Santa slasher, Silent Night Deadly Night! Not to worry, SNDN fans, it'...
2023-12-11 20:18:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, look! It's our raucous flashback to sexy, sunny, 1990's Los Angeles on MELR0210!
First up on Beverly Hills, 90210, the girls are back from Paris and Brenda is annoying as ever on "Castles in the Sand," which first aired back on August 19, 1992. This episode has Dylan and Kelly disagreeing about putting the kibosh on their summer flirtation, Steve Sanders tricking David Silver into thinking he can ma...
2023-12-08 11:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
