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Animation Damnation - Live in NYC (TMNT & Duck Tales)

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On this very special extended edition of Animation Damnation, the guys are live from New York City's Housing Works Bookstore discussing TWO cartoon episodes from TWO different shows!

Recorded September 27th, 2019, this intimate show featured the guys chatting about the 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' episode, "Shredder's Mom," and the 1989 Duck Tales' episode, "Yuppy Ducks." In both instances the ...

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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #11 - Boba Fett

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On this month's super-sized entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric gets down to business as the guys learn about the most beloved (and feared) bounty hunter in the galaxy, Boba Fett! How did he survive the Sarlacc pit? What was his relationship with Han Solo in their old age? And how many other bounty hunters were ripping off that helmet design? PLUS: A major programming announcement hidden inside this episode!

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Big Daddy Dispatch November 2019

             
Dispatch Thirty Six, No...

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The Nexus #38 - "The Apple" / "The Measure of a Man"

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On this month's trip into the Nexus, the gang is chatting Trek episodes both wretched and excellent, yet equally horny!

First, over on TOS, it's "The Apple," which originally aired October 13th, 1967. It's the horrendous episode where Kirk & Company stumble across an alien race who have been ordered by a giant god creature to murder the Enterprise crew! 

Then in "The Measure of a Man," an excellent epi...

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Big Daddy Dispatch Question for November

Hey Folks! 

Just wanted to check in and see if any of you lovely patrons would like to be part of November's Big Daddy Dispatch? You do? 


Well, in that case write us a brief question in the comments below and we'll answer it in our own inimitable style in this month's Big Daddy Dispatch! 


Note: please use the format "QUESTION???? - Steve, from New York" So that we can properly cr...

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Twilight: Breaking Dawnmentary Part 2

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On the spooktacularly intoxicated conclusion of the WHM Drunkmentary saga, the guys sit down to Power Hour through the final film in the series: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn  - Part 2! Why is Mike Dexter's hair looking less voluminous in this one? Who are any of these people? And were they serious with that ending? PLUS: Which famous personality would you like to do a Power Hour with?

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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #10 - Labria the Devil Guy

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On this month's entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric reads the guys the tale of Labria, also known as the Devil Guy, a prominent fuck-up figure in the Mos Eisley cantina! Hear how Labria was the galaxy's biggest drunk, a total narc, and one of Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes' biggest fans—he was a total Nodehead!

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story is a show where the guys try to honor the legacy of SW characters we've ...

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Animation Damnation - The Simpsons' "Treehouse of Horror V"

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On this special SPOOKTACULAR edition of Animation Damnation, the gang is in full-on WHM mode as they chat about arguably the best Halloween special The Simpsons ever produced, "Treehouse of Horror V." Originally airing October 30th, 1994, this episode features not only the finest "Treehouse" segment ever, the Stanley Kubrick parody, "The Shinning," it also contains Homer's botched time travel adventures in "Time and...

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Episode 446 - The Shining

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On this month's Spooktacular episode of We Love Movies, the gang is talking about one of the all-time greats: Stanley Kubrick's The Shining! Just look at how much of a jerk Jack is being during that job interview. How come Dick Hallorann can't do a better job covering up that "Doc" flub in the kitchen? And who in their right mind decided that this film deserved Razzie nominations? PLUS: Welcome to Shelley Duvall's H...

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The Nexus 37 - "Mirror, Mirror" / "A Matter of Honor"

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On this month's journey into the Nexus, the gang starts off with a chat about one of the best episodes of TOS ever, then follows it up with a convo about a season 2 TNG ep that might be more interesting than the guys initially gave it credit!

On TOS, it's "Mirror, Mirror," the alternate dimension classic that originally aired on October 6th, 1967! It features such legendary Trek elements like hilariou...

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Animation Damnation - The Wuzzles

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On this month's episode of Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the confounding, mildly disgusting, nearly-forgotten cartoon, The Wuzzles! The episode in question, "What's Up, Stox?" originally aired December 7th, 1985—it would be the final episode of the series. What's with this creepy fall festival? How disgusting is this Tycoon creature? And how many times are these characters going to say "money tre...

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Mailbag Reject for October's BDD

Hey Everybody,


We are just getting ready to start to put together the Big Daddy Dispatch for October and we need your help! 


Please submit your Mailbag Reject question (relatively short and concise) in comments below, and since it's October special consideration will go to a SPOOKY question.


Thanks!

Steve

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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #9 - Garindan

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On this month's entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric reads the story of Garindan, the long-snooted legend of the Mos Eisely cantina! Hear how this guy was the biggest narc in the galaxy, amassed a large fortune, almost got Han Solo killed, and how he became drinking buddies with the Devil Guy from the cantina! PLUS: Steve puts a heinous song parody in all our ears that we'll never get out!

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Episode 441 - GoldenEye

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On this month's patrons-only, full-length bonus episode, the gang officially launches the We Love Movies initiative with an enthusiastic conversation about GoldenEye! How great is the bungee jump at the beginning? Could Pierce get any more handsome in his first Bond outing? And who out there re-watches this film and plays the N64 game in their head at the same time? PLUS: Gallagher finds employment at the Midsom...

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The Nexus 36 - "The Changeling" / "Unnatural Selection"

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On this month's journey into the magic ribbon known as The Nexus, the gang is chatting about two Trek episodes that may, at first, seem totally unrelated, but when you boil it down, they're both pretty dumb!

First, over on TOS, it's the season two episode, "The Changeling," which originally aired September 29th, 1967. Here, we've got a super-silly talking probe, Uhura annoyingly singing at work, and Scotty being resu...

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Big Daddy Dispatch: Mailbag Reject for September

Hey Folks,

It's that time again! If you've got a burning question you'd like answered in this month's BDD fire away below! 

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Animation Damnation - Noozles

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On this month's Animation Damnation, the guys are chatting about the totally off-the-wall cartoon, Noozles! The episode in question, "A Wonderful Friendship," which originally aired July 7th, 1984, was the pilot of this bonkers bit of animation and features classic cartoon crackups like: exploring deep sea disasters, elderly women hoping to wrangle wild animals as pets, grandfathers that vanish into thin air, flying...

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Episode 436 - National Treasure: Book of Secrets

On this month's full-length bonus episode, the gang rises from the ashes of that lost National Treasure live show with a discussion about its ridiculous sequel, National Treasure: Book of Secrets! Why does it take so long for the film to get around to mentioning this stupid book? Did we really need Jon Voight's character to return? And just how wasted is Ed Harris's talent here? PLUS: A major announcement a...

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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #8 - IG-88

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On this month's entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric tells the guys about his favorite character in, well possibly the entire galaxy—IG-88! Remember when IG-88 became a death star? Or when he stole Darth Vader's personal diary? OR when he and his buddies murdered two dozen scientists? PLUS: A short film starring Paul Giamatti as "Lead Scientist"!

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story is a show where the guys try to honor...

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The Nexus 35 - "Who Mourns for Adonais?" / "The Schizoid Man"

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Step into that magical ribbon with us once again, loyal Patreon subscriber, as the gang drops the 35th (!!!) episode of the bluest Star Trek podcast in the Alpha Quadrant, The Nexus! 

First, over on TOS, it's the outrageous episode, "Who Mourns for Adonais?" Originally airing September 22nd, 1967, this episode features some legendarily cheap sets, Scotty uncomfortably asking out co-workers, and U...

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Big Daddy Dispatch: Mailbag Reject

Hey Folks! 

It's that time again. Who's got a fun question for the Mailbag Reject for August's Big Daddy Dispatch?


Comment below!

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Animation Damnation - Hulk Hogan's Rock 'n' Wrestling

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On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the utterly confounding cartoon, Hulk Hogan's Rock 'n' Wrestling! The episode in question, "Clean Gene/Andre's Giant Problem," which originally aired on September 21st, 1985, features Brad Garrett doing his "best" Hulkster impression, Mean Gene buying a poorly constructed house, and Andre the Giant hiding his true self from his mother! PLUS: The Rea...

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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #7 - Durga the Hutt

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On this month's entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric finds a non-bipedal gleep-glop to satisfy Chris Cabin's weird alien fetish and the gang learns about the non-legendary Durga the Hutt! Was this Hutt a fan of Aladdin Sane-era Bowie? Is this thing canon, non-canon, or new canon—a.k.a. is this all horse shit? And check out how this gleep-glop kills other gleep-glops with its fat tail! PLUS: Bring back shaggy haircu...

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Episode 430 - Forrest Gump

On this month's bonus episode, the gang chats about the Oscar-winning, AFI darling, Forrest Gump! Did Forrest sabotage the rest of those shrimp boats using the power of the Lord? How great is Sally Field? And when you boil it down, isn't this film really just about a man bothering people at a bus stop?

Forrest Gump stars Tom Hanks, Sally Field, Robin Wright, Gary Sinise, Mykelti Williamson, and Kurt Russell;...

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Independence Daymentary

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On this ultra-patriotic commentary, the gang is chatting about the absolutely ridiculous, and totally enjoyable, 90's summer blockbuster, Independence Day! What's with all the lamps on Air Force One? Is Adam Baldwin playing a descendant of Animal Mother? And how many times did President Pullman want to punch Sec-Def Rebhorn in the face? PLUS: How great is Harvey Fierstein?!

NOTE: We recorded this commentary using the ...

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We Love Movies: Nexus Selection

Hello Gentle Patrons! 


As you've likely heard on our latest episode of the Nexus, this December we will indeed be doing a full Star Trek movie for We Love Movies month available only on the Nexus feed. This will be a full WLM episode like Wrath of Khan was last year. The problem is, there's so many great movies left to choose from, we need your help! 

Vote now to tell us what you wan...

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The Nexus 34 - "Amok Time" / "Loud as a Whisper"

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On this month's journey into the Nexus, the gang is blessed with chatting about a stone-cold classic TOS episode, and then a...  not so great TNG! 

First, over on TOS, it's the legendary episode, "Amok Time," which originally aired September the 15th, 1967. This ep features Spock hucking soup across the hall, lots of information about Vulcan mating rituals, and Kirk and Spock sexily...

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Animation Damnation - G.I. Joe (Extra Weird Episode Edition)

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On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang is gearing up and rolling out with the beloved G.I. Joes as the squad... what's that say? Travels back in time to ancient Greece? Oooooooo-kay! The episode in question, "G.I. Joe and the Golden Fleece," originally aired October 27th, 1986 and features such bat-shit crazy moments like Sgt. Slaughter destroying a man's village with a flash flood, aliens descending from the heavens ...

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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #6 - Melas the Sarkan

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On this entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric tells the tall tale of a guy that didn't always exist in the Star Wars Universe: Melas the Sarkan! Vaping his way across the galaxy, Melas was only added to Star Wars when Big Daddy George started messing with the theatrical cuts! How chill is this lizard-with-a-whale-head-in-a-Kangol-hat? And was he really kicked out of his home town for being a gregarious party dude?

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BDD: Mailbag Reject for July

Hey everybody, 

It's that time again! Please write in your brief question for the Mailbag Reject section of the Big Daddy Dispatch for July. 


Fire away!

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