He might be annoying and overly loquacious at times but he loves you like the puppy he is!! 🥺
HELLOOOOO PATREONNNN!! This is a very experimental audio and I’m not sure how it will be received so all I can say is BORK BORK LICK LICK!! 🐶
Original Script! HydroKingVA
2024-08-22 20:38:54 +0000 UTC
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You're the heir to one of the country’s most infamous mafia gangs! The only heir!! Your father, the current head of said gang is extremely overprotective when it comes to you! He’s currently involved in a turf war with a rival gang and it’s starting to get messy. His main prerogative is to keep his most important asset safe which is you! To achieve this he’s sent his head of security and most loyal enforcer to take care of yo...
2024-08-21 23:05:59 +0000 UTC
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This time they sent the worst of the worst! These two Witchers were some of the most cunning and deadly killers you’ve ever had the displeasure to encounter. Unnaturally fast and resilient to magic, armoured to the teeth with special magical weapons and techniques built only to kill witches and magical beings…you didn’t stand a chance. Little did they know you have the magical art blessing to move between universes or as some c...
2024-08-21 00:45:02 +0000 UTC
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I think tattoos are beautiful~ One of my old teachers was actually a tattoo artist and he gave me this book about different tattoos and their meanings! Of course not all tattoos have meaning but even if they don’t have something special beneath them they still tell a story I like to think! It’s almost like wearing your story on your body as a gorgeous armor, don’t you think? Even if you had a tattoo during a low or dark period ...
2024-08-15 21:39:14 +0000 UTC
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Head empty bwrain scrample egg 😵💫 I hate waking up hungover smelling of regret and shame. I wish I could say I haven’t done this more times than I can count but If I did I'd be telling a horrendous lie! Alcohol can be really fun and it can loosen you up enough to be yourself without feeling shy THE ISSUE is that there’s a very fine line between no longer having social anxiety and being a cringy alcoholic mess who embarra...
2024-08-14 20:30:06 +0000 UTC
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2024-08-14 03:21:44 +0000 UTC
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You’ve been running with this new pack for a while now, the alpha is very old but he’s extremely kind and still has some fight in him! The rest of the community are extremely sweet and welcoming but they aren’t fighters. Their survival strategy is all about avoidance and staying on the outskirts of the forest to avoid trouble. This is very contrasting with what you want because you want nothing more than to kill and hunt humans...
2024-08-09 02:10:20 +0000 UTC
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It’s been such a stressful week and it’s only Tuesday afternoon!! Your roommate has suddenly become quite a bit more than just someone who shares your rent, they share your heart as well now 😌…(did that sound right??) Anyway you’re in that awkward position where you guys are officially official but you haven’t yet told anyone and it’s kinda scary but it’s also kinda exciting and cute Don’t you think this particular...
2024-08-08 00:07:02 +0000 UTC
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I wanna do a continuation of one of my older characters BUT THERE’S SO MANY TO CHOSE FROM! So before I result to eeny meeny miny moe‘ing this important decision I thought I’d let my wonderful Tsunamis decide as an extra treat for your support!! The continuation you chose will be dropping sometime later this month once the vote ends (Friday-ish) So choose wisely my kingdom!! 😏🌊
2024-08-05 02:46:37 +0000 UTC
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You’ve just been stood up for the second time this month!! Why can’t you find someone who actually wants to be with you!! It seems like the only person who actually wants to be with you at this point is your cute roommate, he’s cute and funny and so freaking hottttt but you’re almost certain he’s not into guys like you. Oh well, I guess it’s time to go home and see what he’s up to. Either way he could help ma...
2024-08-02 01:35:41 +0000 UTC
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That is one lucky dork 😳 Bro literally folded before his mind finished telling him why doing this is a bad idea…😳 Oh well, looks like it all worked out for the best I mean the guys found love in the most unusual of places but usually those of the best kinda love stories~ 😌
HELLLOOO PATREON! I hope you enjoyed this, not sure why I wanted to make a window cleaner spicy this month but I hope it was fun nonetheless. ...
2024-08-01 21:08:43 +0000 UTC
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YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST…JEEEZZZZ! If the saying red flag had a baby with the word toxic the resulting nightmare wouldn’t come close to you guys!! YOU'RE INSANE!…Kinda cute how there's someone out there for everyone though hehe! 🙈
HELLOOOO PATREON!!! I really hope you enjoyed thiiiiissss! Yanderes work better when there’s humor mixed in with them 😂
-Disclaimer this audio is a fictional piece...
2024-08-01 02:25:04 +0000 UTC
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Sometimes you just gotta get away. Life is seldom easy, in fact the only easy thing about it is how easy it is for it to become difficult. However, life is still beautiful and it’s still full of wonder and you never know what lies around the corner. For where there is great sadness there is always the possibility of great happiness you just have to keep searching for it! There can be no dark without light and life has a way of foll...
2024-07-29 20:42:56 +0000 UTC
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So I’m gonna give you a short list of names and you have to tell me which one you like the most! This is a secret side project of mine that most likely won’t come to fruition…HOWEVER! I’m interested so let me know! 😂👀
I would tell you what this is for BUT it may make your vote impartial and I want it to be a completely innate, arbitrary vote based of “oh shit yeah that’s a cool name” ALSO if I told yo...
2024-07-28 03:41:26 +0000 UTC
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It wasn’t supposed to be like this! If he wasn’t such an IDIOT! He’d have seen long ago just how much love he had right in front of him BUT NOOOOOOO he had to go and marry some creepy rich person he’s only known for like 10 minutes from his FANCY job because he’s apparently completely blind when it comes to hints!! HE CLEARLY LOVES YOU AS MUCH AS YOU LOVE HIM SO WHY IS HE SO DENSE! Gosh I hope he knows what he’s doing and...
2024-07-26 17:57:00 +0000 UTC
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There’s this big grumpy oaf who lumbers around school acting like he’s some kind of a gangster! He’s always been this way for as long as you’ve known him and he always talks to you like you’re nothing to him! Throwing insults and being rude for no apparent reason other than he’s bored! But you’re one of about 70 students and teachers he bullies so you never really think about it. Sometimes he’s actually funny and he k...
2024-07-26 00:44:38 +0000 UTC
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You and your husband have been married for a while now and everything is like a dream! Of course you have your ups and downs and spats every now and again but what relationship doesn’t come with a little work. A marriage takes commitment and devotion and once the relationship reaches the point of pure love the next step is using that love to create something beautiful! It’s time to take the next step but only if you’re ready! A...
2024-07-25 01:19:21 +0000 UTC
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The problem with being royalty is that you have absolutely everything you want but you don’t have anything of what you need. You don’t have freedom, you don’t have the right to choose and these simple things common folk take for granted everyday are things you covet beyond belief! The king (Your father) has declared you’re to be married to a noble of his choosing! Someone of your age should be married and should be raising ch...
2024-07-21 17:15:20 +0000 UTC
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The problem with being royalty is that you have absolutely everything you want but you don’t have anything of what you need. You don’t have freedom, you don’t have the right to choose and these simple things common folk take for granted everyday are things you covet beyond belief! The king (Your father) has declared you’re to be married to a noble of his choosing! Someone of your age should be married and should be raising ch...
2024-07-21 02:41:14 +0000 UTC
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You live in a small village full of people who’ve never really been outside of it! You yearn for adventure and you wish to become more like the hero’s you heard in stories growing up, fighting monsters, saving people and being a champion of the people!! You’ve reached the age where your desire to chase that dream simply can’t be ignored and you wish to prove yourself! There’s a rumour among your folk that a blood thirsty va...
2024-07-18 19:23:37 +0000 UTC
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You just can’t DO THIS much longer!! Your grumpy boyfriend isn’t giving you ATTENTION AND IT SUUUUCCCKKKSSS!! So you’ve decided to launch an invasion and take over both his office and his cuddly lap and you’re gonna ascertain that precious attention by any means necessary! Good luck soldier! 🫡
HELLOOOO MY LOVELY PATRONS!!! I really hope you enjoy thissss my beautiful human beingssss!! 💜
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2024-07-16 23:40:40 +0000 UTC
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Damn this one came out Spicy huh! 😳🔥 Do you believe in second chances!? When people ask me that I always say I’m not sure because I believe second chances are situational based? Sometimes the damage people do is too great in order for them to achieve said second chance but other times with the right amount of evidence present to suggest they’re worth it maybe a second chance is the best thing you can give someone! OR maybe ...
2024-07-12 00:26:30 +0000 UTC
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I think the most difficult and wonderful part of a relationship is the beginning! You’re all on cloud nine and everything is new and exciting and everything feels just so wonderful and right, ya know?! But if you’re anything like me, when there’s great happiness there’s great insecurity and I always feel like I’m gonna mess it up!! Note to self; even though rambly panicking can be cute for a bit at a certain point you’ve ...
2024-07-10 00:44:27 +0000 UTC
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We can’t let the things we’ve been through dictate our future. Even though they may seem completely insurmountable and devastating you have to keep moving forward! Just because life hasn’t been kind to you and has treated you with the worst of scenarios that doesn’t mean you deserve the worst going forward. You deserve love and happiness, safety and peace. When trauma has a grasp over you it’s hard to let yourself be happy ...
2024-07-07 22:28:40 +0000 UTC
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VACATIONS ARE AWESOME AREN'T THEY!! Well that’s exactly what you’re on while you’re wrapped in this particular audio dream! You’ve never been one to go away like this though! Work has always been your first priority and the idea of disappearing to a foreign land is kinda scary to you BUT your best friend (Crush) really wants this and wherever he goes you go and you know that if he’s there it’s gonna be a good time and you...
2024-07-06 03:28:40 +0000 UTC
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You had a friend before you moved away, well friend is a bit extreme more like…someone you sorta new from college…sorta? So you were surprised when you got a friend request from him while you were studying away and even more surprising when he sparked up a conversation with you. One thing quickly led to another and you ended up becoming friends, then better friends, then best friends and then eventually falling in love! This rela...
2024-07-05 00:34:25 +0000 UTC
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Well guys it would appear that minor cold I had was coronavirus and even though it was minor it’s left me with such a groggy voice! So I’m not absolutely sure if I’ll be on time this week with my nsfw and sfw audios! If I’m not I’ll make a bonus of both next month!! I was hoping to be better this week but that hot rasp has just turned into an unflattering tightness! I’m so sorry for the inconvenience AGAIN! I was so close...
2024-06-26 02:05:41 +0000 UTC
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Much like many of us tragically, you’re suffering from a bad bout of mental health! The depression isn’t letting up and you’re just feeling so over encumbered and burdened by the darkness your mind clings to that you’ve just collapsed into yourself after work! You’ve just gotten all your blankets and curled up on the floor and are currently trying your hardest not to feel anything. Your roommate will be back soon and he wil...
2024-06-20 20:16:23 +0000 UTC
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This past weekend I went to the UK’s biggest rock festival (Download) and I watched and met some absolutely incredible human beings! I’ve wanted to see some of these bands my entire life and others I’d never heard of but now I can’t stop listening to them!!
There were over 80 thousand people there, statistically speaking one of them could have been a HydroKing fan!? Food for thought I guess! 🤔
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2024-06-20 02:11:27 +0000 UTC
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Picture this…You meet a big hot hero and suddenly a spicy romance blossoms between you and he sweeps you off your feet and takes you to a wonderful happily ever after BUT! The twist is our hero has severe social anxiety and a tendency to overreact with eccentric panic and MORE ANXIETY! But he’s trying and you're trying and maybe he’s just what you needed in life. Not all hero have perfect mental health. 😌
I ...
2024-06-13 02:37:29 +0000 UTC
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