This week, Patrons get an extra headline and even more Who's Woo!
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In this week’s episode, Ryan Walters shows off his Oklahomophobia, a church-restaurant has to transubstantiate its bar inventory to keep its liquor license, and Marsh will talk the guys through the how-tos of canal sects.
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SAVE THE DATE for the next PJ Party!
9/6/25 8pm-11pm!
All patrons of any of the PiaT shows will receive a link to join in the fun.
Join us for fun, games, magic, stories, and shenanigans.
2025-08-17 16:09:10 +0000 UTC View PostWith all the stuff the normies get PLUS ... a Patreon-exclusive bonus headline AND the story of Eli in a studio that was way too good for us.
2025-08-14 03:56:33 +0000 UTC View Post
With the full visual of Santa's angry, jealous brother who the Claus family doesn't like.
2025-08-14 03:50:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Because Heath put a bunch of visual aids in this one.
2025-08-07 03:20:53 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, Arkansas receives a stern talking to from…reality, the AG of Florida tells a drag show gestapo he's gonna get really mad, and we’ll watch a Mormon video that warns about the dangers of honesty.
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2025-08-07 03:19:47 +0000 UTC View Post
In case you ever think to yourself, "I wonder what Eli meant to say..."
2025-07-31 03:10:43 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, a Christian college in Australia buys a robot dog that works in mysterious ways, Scott Kupor watched “The right to believe” on his work laptop,and Ryan Walters did NOT watch The Right to Believe on his laptop.
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Hello Patrons!
It’s announcement time again. As a loyal Patron, we’re giving you first access.
#GodAwfulMovies is coming to New Orleans, LA on Saturday, September 27th, 2025! We’ll be reviewing another Christian movie LIVE and in person at The Crowne Plaza - Astor.
There will be Platinum night dinner tickets on Friday + VIP show tickets on Saturday. But hurry, these extra events ALWAYS sell out. 2025-07-29 15:56:37 +0000 UTC View Post
In this week’s episode, Ryan Walters finds the Lemon test a bit too sweet, a priest teaches the story of Abraham and Isaac from the perspective of Bigfoot, and Don Ford will get tricked by a box with “Don Ford Feed” written on it again.
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2025-07-24 02:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Because if you're ever going to finish your Biblepiece Theater cartoon, you'll need the script to work off of.
2025-07-24 02:55:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Read along with the story only patrons get. And the other stories.
2025-07-17 03:03:36 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, Texans thank God for drowning their children, the weather in Oklahoma is cloudy with a chance of space lasers, and we’ll put the ‘fun’ in funeral once again.
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2025-07-17 03:02:27 +0000 UTC View Post
This week, you can see all the weird British spellings that Marsh sneaks into our scripts.
2025-07-10 02:53:56 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, the Dalai Lama says Ti-bet on his reincarnation, Dr. Phil needs chapter 11 protection on more than just his morality, and Marsh will try to prove his country doesn’t have the wooiest sovereign.
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2025-07-10 02:39:54 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, the Supreme Court establishes “la la la I can’t hear you” as a parental right, the "Tuck Your Face" segment is about Tucker Carlson but also Ted Cruz's skin mask, and Ross Douthat will ask how a universe that wasn’t divinely ordered by a brilliant deity could create Ross Douthat.
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If you rearrange all the letters in this episode in alphabetical order, you'll notice a curious abundance of Ws. Because we're winners.
2025-07-03 03:34:54 +0000 UTC View Post
The How Bullshit Is It segment is scratch n' sniff!
2025-06-26 04:13:04 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, America has its human credentials temporarily revoked, we learn about a Christian super-genius* and his movement called IQ-Anon, and we’ll learn about another one of those self-correcting forms of woo.
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In this week’s episode, our little Heathy Enwright gets married! Or… well, he doesn’t do that on the episode, but that happens. And we get a little mushy about it.
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2025-06-17 16:30:52 +0000 UTC View PostBecause without the script in front of you, it's hard to tell how much magic Don Ford is adding on his own.
2025-06-12 03:10:59 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, America doesn't WANNA get a shot, Peter Thiel explains why his list of anti-woke grievances is the literal Antichrist, and Don Ford will escape from his box again.
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2025-06-12 03:09:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Patrons!
It’s announcement time again. As a loyal Patron, we’re giving you first access.
#GodAwfulMovies is coming to Cleveland, OH on Saturday, July 19th, 2025! We’ll be reviewing another Christian movie LIVE and in person at The Hotel Cleveland (www.hotelcleveland.com) in the Ambassador Ballroom.
There will be Platinum night d...
2025-06-07 15:31:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Because you have to see the poster we talk about in the lead story.
2025-06-05 01:23:03 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, Texas Presumes its students can count up to ten, we learn about a gold scam involving Donald Trump's bullion heir, and we’ll find yet another downside of literacy.
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2025-06-05 01:21:24 +0000 UTC View Post
See all of Eli's creative spelling choices in one place.
2025-05-29 03:51:47 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, the SCOTUS huffily leaves a clause established, RFK Jr's top medical scientists are gonna see if Trump Derangement Syndrome can be cured with ivermectin, and we consider the complicated questions of duck-dynastic succession.
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Once we add bouncing ball technology to this thing, it'll be off the hook.
2025-05-21 15:09:13 +0000 UTC View PostA trip to Portland for the team means an early Scathing drop for patrons! Enjoy.
Show Notes:
In this week’s episode, Gen Z thinks this Jesus fella is pretty skibidi Ohio, the new pope takes a long look at the story of Cain and Abel, and we’ll turn to Dennis Prager for some very questionable answers.
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It’s Maytreon time; the time of year we ask you to donate your money to our free podcast!
This fall’s Pajama Party promises to be the best yet. As a patron you’ll get an exclusive invite to watch the shenanigans. Not only can you watch… you can make us do stuff by increasing your pledge or making a new pledge to ALL/ANY of the shows.
And.. if we get to 1,000 new/upgraded pledges, Lucinda will quit smoking (Again)!...
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