You made this one.
Okay! Time to continue this. But how?
You're ... not su...
2022-09-01 19:54:23 +0000 UTC View Post
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Nourishment.
You devour an entire jar of pickles in the middle of the kitchen floor like a neanderthal.
Or maybe that's not a fair compariso...
2022-08-30 13:25:29 +0000 UTC View PostAdd your own comment and choose it.
I mean, you could do that.
You feel like it would kinda be cheating though.
2022-08-29 16:04:31 +0000 UTC
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Hug The Bad Guy so he won't be bad
You pop out of the snow behind The Bad guy.
You hug him with all your might ...
2022-08-28 13:01:02 +0000 UTC
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You're a rogue now, hide.
Before he pulls off his hat, you decide to hide with the speed and effectiveness that only a true rogue can muster.
Flawless.
2022-08-27 13:01:05 +0000 UTC
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Remind him that magic doesn't exist
You inform The Bad Guy that magic isn't real.
Wow. You've broken his innocent, childlike belief in magic.
How could you do this.
You mons...
2022-08-26 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostPush Mountain Bastard back down the slope
You attempt to push the Mountain Bastard back down the slope.
But your plan is thwarted by The Bad Guy, who just arrived and catches...
2022-08-25 13:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostAsk for the Mountain Bastard's wisdom.
What is your wisdom, Mountain Bastard?
"My whole life I've been ascending this mountain. I've walked through snowstorms where I couldn't even see 6 f...
2022-08-24 13:01:04 +0000 UTC View PostSteal the concept of weapons
You pickpocket the universe, grabbing the entire "weapon" item class.
Technically, Miner Character has a pick, which is a tool.
<... 2022-08-23 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostAsk the butterfly to catch you
The butterfly lands on your back in an effort to catch you.
You're not sure why you thought a butterfly could lift an entire person.
2022-08-22 13:01:05 +0000 UTC
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Mine the blocks under him
You mine a block under him. Unfortunately there's just another solid block there, so all you've done is make him shorter. I get what you were going for though, it would've been funny.
2022-08-21 13:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Use pickpocket skill
You pickpocket randomly in the darkness.
You've pocketed a PICK!
2022-08-20 13:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Change classes to thief.
You change your class to Thief.
You now have +5 to health and can slither into any opening. Including this one!
2022-08-19 13:01:03 +0000 UTC
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News + A Gacha Roll
Hey!
Been a while since the last news update. As a thank you for reading this, I included a gacha roll at the end.
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New Patrons - Can I do a thank you thing??
Hey, patrons that joined this week, would you be okay with me using your names in a "thank you new patrons!" thing at the end of my ne...
2022-08-18 21:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostRetrieve the knife.
You arrive at the site of impact to find the knife, as well as a hole where The Bad Guy hit the rock wall, perfectly in the shape of his body.
Too ba...
2022-08-18 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostKick him in the shin.
You catch The Bad Guy by surprise with a well-placed shin kick,
2022-08-17 20:27:53 +0000 UTC
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Walk to the right.
You walk to the right.
There you find your nemesis, The Bad Guy.
He's just like you, but evil.
2022-08-17 13:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Contemplate the sky.
You lay down and contemplate the sky.
The sky contemplates you back.
2022-08-16 13:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Do a little happy dance.
You can do a little dance, but it will not be a happy one.
You perform a sorrowful interpretive arrangement. It speaks of s...
2022-08-15 13:01:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Patreon-Exclusive Face
This is a face for you only. Nobody outside of here even knows that I drew this face. You are among the select few who, as a result of the particular conditions of your life that have led you here, know about it.
There are a billion different timelines in which you made different choices and never ended up seeing this face.
But you are in this one.
What am I to say.
What am I to say except congratulations.
2022-07-31 17:29:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Redesign + The Patreon + L + Ratio
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