Not sure what cartoons Vampy Vavoom has done, but I'm pretty sure I'd watch them...
I appreciate our morally bankrupt agent's goals here. She's nice and realistic. You forgo the dollar sign eyes and focus on the cents.
2023-02-23 03:00:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around expansion packs and additional purchases.
Our next request was by Cydra to continue last month's TAMR app and explore some of their cosmetic options, hoping to find more ferocious beasts. Seems like a pretty big step-up.
Thanks for the suggestion, Cydra!
2023-02-22 17:21:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Every one of those cultists will remember the day they heard the word of Ramfunkle! At least they have good taste! Both in which Divine they worship and fashionable helmetry.
2023-02-22 02:43:20 +0000 UTC View Post
That's just cartooning 101 there. If you leave something trapped in a box, jar, or hole, it's going to pop out and give you a big, juicy kiss. He's just lucky it didn't have a top hat and wasn't singing show tunes.
2023-02-21 02:56:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Always a rough start to the morning when your roomies are goo-ified by space lasers. I imagine the Valkyrie have been investing heavily in the "giant magnifying glass to be aimed at Willow" industry.
In less explodey news, we have a new MORT entry by Zamiel AND it's spreading more love: https://www.patreon.com/SinComics/community
Thanks, Z...
2023-02-20 03:03:42 +0000 UTC View PostAttached are this week's bonus arts for non-Patrons! And don't forget to check out the month's sequence that was also posted this week!
Our Patron requests this month are themed around expansion packs and additional purchases.
Our next request was by Revan to see future advancements in Chess... 2! Featuring Super Queens, extra protective Pawns, and still Rooks for some reason. Feel better, fairy security guard, it's bette...
2023-02-18 19:08:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around expansion packs and additional purchases.
Our next request was by RossP to have a... well-leveled hero teaching a newbie the ropes. I mean look at her. If she can be a rogue, you know she has to be danged sneaky and very skilled.
Thanks for the suggestion, Ross!
2023-02-18 19:07:07 +0000 UTC View Post
This seems like another perfect solution from Team Willow. Job well done. Unless you're some kind of coward. Man up and make out with that conquering alien, soldier!
2023-02-17 02:33:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Our theme for the MORT is "games" and our museum patrons voted for "tournament" as this month's sequence!
Good tournaments are all about building a community and some healthy competition helps everybody. It's up to the leaders to bring in more people and set the best examples!
Our Patrons get the full-sized image and the image broken into parts! Join up to support the site and get some bonuses. 2023-02-16 16:26:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Our theme for the MORT is "games" and our museum patrons voted for "tournament" as this month's sequence!
Good tournaments are all about building a community and some healthy competition helps everybody. It's up to the leaders to bring in more people and set the best examples!
As thanks for supporting the Museum, Patrons get the full-sized image and the image broken into parts! See the attached files for all the bits! Tha...
2023-02-16 16:24:59 +0000 UTC View Post
See what you're doing with your modern cartoons! You're putting good, honest, wacky characters out of work when you're watching your She-Ra and Voltron reboots, your Owl Houses, and your, I dunno, Narutos.
It was really fun doing this story with all the really cartoony characters. Had to get over how wrong it felt to not give everybody 5 fingers.
2023-02-16 02:32:49 +0000 UTC View PostFor all the new people that stopped by recently/a reminder for long-time Slapeggs, you can find us all over the Internet and not just on Patreon. As long as "all over" means at least three places.
There's a Twitter account for the comic at:
Or a Discord at:
At last, Willow has claimed her rightful place from what the Valkyrie have taken from her! She's in a questionable lab, wearing rubber gloves, and performing barely ethical experiments. As the Divine should will it so.
2023-02-15 02:43:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around expansion packs and additional purchases.
Our next request was by Revan to see future advancements in Chess... 2! Featuring Super Queens, extra protective Pawns, and still Rooks for some reason. Feel better, fairy security guard, it's better than being the horsie.
Thanks for the suggestion, Revan!
2023-02-14 17:03:15 +0000 UTC View Post
It's the reveal of the Museum's newest exhibit: Cartoons! Which also happened to win the Patron poll for what should be the next exhibit!
Let's join Tour Guide as she judges our parenting powers and weaves our next tale!
And because the new exhibit is for Cartoons, our coming monthly requests and sequences will all be based on that theme too!
2023-02-14 02:42:20 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm a big fan of characters announcing when they have conundrums. It shows strong mental health and that you're in tune with your emotions and mental space. And it's fun to say. Other quality exclamations: Quandary! Issues! Question!
And in time for Valentine's Day, Zamiel has gifted up a love-based relic for the MORT: https://www.patreon.com/SinCom...
2023-02-13 02:30:05 +0000 UTC View PostAttached are this week's bonus arts at our non-Patron resolutions!
Our Patron requests this month are themed around expansion packs and additional purchases.
Our next request was by Firestorm Blade for an MMO Bimbo class that gets popular due to how OP it is. Greedy companies always finding ways to get you to buy the expansion packs.
Our next request was by Zamiel to see an expansion on last month's Dr. Bun MMO that...
2023-02-11 16:29:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around expansion packs and additional purchases.
Our next request was by Melkorios to see a follow-up to last month's Princess Party game. Don't worry, I hear the company fixed the balancing and fairness by the time they hit the Empress Party pack and then the Tsarina and Sovereign Party expansions get really wild.
Thanks for the suggestion, Mel!
2023-02-11 16:27:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Twist! It is the aliens that are victims! Take THAT, your human-centric persecution complex! Truly, man is the greatest monster of them all. Or! They tampered in the hairdresser's domain.
2023-02-10 02:40:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around expansion packs and additional purchases.
Our next request was by Zamiel to see an expansion on last month's Dr. Bun MMO that takes a sinister theme and turns the Mercs against their very own! I'm sure young Clem learned very quickly that Ruth came equipped with some bountiful blind spots and rampaging mom-bots are no different.
Thanks for the suggestion, Zam!
2023-02-09 16:50:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Tour Guide is a biiit of a stickler on the whole "no toying with mortals" rules around the MORT. But she still seems to be a believer in reformation and teaching those demons new skills. Non-traumatizing skills even!
And this finishes off our "Games" exhibit! Next week, we'll open a whole new wing of the MORT!
2023-02-09 02:31:05 +0000 UTC View Post
All pin-up gals are aliens. It makes too much sense! How could you have been so blind!? Why are they always on nose art, so they can be in the sky by the heavens from whence they came! Open your eyeees!
2023-02-08 02:28:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around expansion packs and additional purchases.
Our next request was by Firestorm Blade for an MMO Bimbo class that gets popular due to how OP it is. Greedy companies always finding ways to get you to buy the expansion packs.
Thanks for the suggestion, Blade!
2023-02-07 16:42:21 +0000 UTC View Post
D'awww, everything worked out in the end! Or our human got her desired rear end? Something along those lines. But no harm, no foul and everybody should be happy now!
2023-02-07 02:30:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Willow knows not to get caught up in the technicalities of what counts as an alien as it relates to dimension hopping. You focus on traumatizing the locals first. Like a professional.
We also have a new fan-MORT item from Zamiel! https://www.patreon.com/SinComics/community?
Thanks as always, Zam!
2023-02-06 02:35:03 +0000 UTC View PostHello, all. It’s time for our MORT sequence voting! Our current exhibit is “games”! Your choices this month are:
2023-02-05 13:58:58 +0000 UTC View PostAttached are this week's bonus arts for non-Patrons. We're closing out last month's prompt and starting the new one!
Our Patron requests last month are themed around bootleg games.
Our final request was by Revan for a bootleg board game of definitely no chutes but still some ladders. I think if you can climb a ladder in a full ball gown, you're a winner no matter what. Pip going for the "winning by losing" strategy. Defin...
2023-02-04 16:46:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around expansion packs and additional purchases.
Our first request was by Doggod for a client blowing all his money on time restricted attempts to prevent further changes. He is not going to be happy when the app introduces a battle pass.
Thanks for the suggestion, Doggod!
2023-02-04 16:44:02 +0000 UTC View PostI'm not bothering to spell-check "Theatrhythm". Any time I put the title down on paper and all associated typos are in the gods' hands.
Theatrhythm is one of the top 3 rhythm games and one of the best games on the 3DS, so I was very excited to hear about a new one. It just had one of the best progressions and meta gameplay systems in a game that totally changes how you play without ever changing the rules or core gam...
2023-02-03 17:54:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Or maybe Maw just sees the value in homemade artisanal objects. Anybody can be bribed by money, but the classiest among us are bribed by unique baked goods crafted with love.
Or fan art...
2023-02-03 02:41:54 +0000 UTC View Post
