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I'm going to need another one of these to help me narrate the next part.

After everyone left, I spent the first day glued to my Mumble-Mug, waiting for Vernier to call.  Eventually she did, and informed me that they all got past the rabbits safely and had all gone their separate ways to start the rest of their lives.

The Ixi...

Confurence 7 Report

A lot of you may be headed to Mephit FurMeet this weekend, so I dug up this slightly embarrassing relic from 1996.  I believe it was first seen in an issue of Gallery.  Remember that zine?  Remember ZINES?

Geez, I'm old.

Lewd Gmod Posing

I didn't get any drawing done today but I did stay up late last night doing this.

Yes, Sexy Chica's bib says what you think it says.

Yes, that's Buff Bonnie "entertaining" the Smiler at Chiku's order window.  Disgraceful.

Edit:  I added this spare pose of Frenni/Fredrina leaning against a wall and looking alluring because she is my favorite of the CryptiaCurves models.

Lana's Work Day 20

The day is saved!  I guess!

The Banks of the Sweet Primroses

Enjoy, if you can, this awkward rendition of an English folk song.

Recorded circa 2010 with all real instruments.

Lana's Work Day 19

Oh she's Unseelie all right.

Lana's work day 18

That intern is cruisin' for a bruisin' I tell you what.

"Do you wish for anything?"

I asked Vernier.

"The only wish I can think of," she sighed, "is that I want you to succeed.  Become King of the Elves and free yourself from this prison."

"I'll try my best to grant it," I declared, trying to hide my disappointment that she hadn't wished to stay here in the woods with me.  "But I have a wish for you."

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An Unseelie Presence

Apparently a "Smiler" is a backrooms entity that lurks in the shadows and scares you with its glowing eyes & teeth.  This seems like another example of typical Gen-Z "horror" where I can't tell if this is supposed to actually be scary or if it's just another weird meme.

This being the internet, it's pretty much guaranteed that...

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Steviebear Maxwell popped up at the last minute to ask for this.

Don't get excited about the use of color - I don't plan on making it a habit.

Zandar' Saga 671

Shocking!

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Gmod funnies?

It might be better to make LNAF as a webcomic instead of a video.  It will still be a lot of work, but sound quality (and my questionable voice acting) would not be an issue.  Here's Bonnie wondering why Buff Bonnie gets all the attention from girls at the gym.

Here's the stand-in cast which I assembled from unrelated add-ons...

Name's Dingo. Liz Dingo.

Mr.Opossum (the Marsupial with the Golden Gun) set up a rendezvous with the elusive Agent 0069 (licensed to - you don't wanna know).  The experience will leave him shaken, but unstirred.

What did she do to deserve this??

Hendak's deer girl being lambasted by some random passer-by.

Some of you may have glimpsed this yesterday.  FORGET!  FORRRGETTT!!  It was meant for tonight because I am not even at home right now and it will have been a very busy day for me, playing music outdoors and probably passing out from dehydration.

Patreon really needs to add a confirmation step or fold the "schedule" feature into the "publish" butt...

Closing time

Ragtime Rochelle drinks at some very unsavory places, it seems...

"You might not be able to find Rebecca,"

I sighed despondently.  "If this news is true, I'm afraid you are leaderless.  I'm done.  I was supposed to have been blessed with Fuma's Luck, but for some reason everything I try turns to crap.  You're all going to have to go.  If you stick around here and continue to associate with me, then there's no doubt something horrible will inevitably happen to you."

"Ahem," Oak coughed.  "There is still ...

A hands-on lore session

Rick 2tails heard a rumor about the time Unilaocorn and Dame Eudora got together to swap songs, tales, and stories.  I can't really say that the encounter got out of hand ... but it got out of hand.

Is there anything the matter?

According to Decadent Arsenic, Deputy Bobby Whitlock Jr stopped to talk to Aelfig at her fish stand because the ferret gal seemed upset and "kept starin' off towards the river."

Right now is your last chance to request a Doodle this month.  I've got in the queue:  Rick, Rochelle, Hendak, and Mr.Opossum.

A small celebration

Just friends and family.  Those are the Maiden Aunts squealing & cackling offscreen.  Typeandkey apparently likes to see Mr. Lovecraft suffer.

HEY!  Where'd that booze come from?  Ain'tcha never hoid of Prohibition?

A penny for your THOTs

According to Runei Stillwater, Rina is raking in a LOT of pennies while streaming on Flinch.

The adventures of Nero Folfe

Major Matt Mason knows what's happening here.

Zandar's Saga 670

Nobody ever told Zandar that you don't sass the Duchess!

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"Your vengeance sounds like it will be epic indeed,"

Vernier assured me.  "But in the meantime, you need to keep a low profile.  Them too," she added, pointing to my coven.  "They will somehow need to be evacuated.  They can't really stay here in this fairy circle with you forever."

"Is that so?" I asked loudly.  "What do you witches think?"

"You can do amazing things with lizards, bugs, and moss, My Lord," Gretchen admitted, "but I don't want to be...

Athletic antics

CTN wanted to see these butts stacked up, and I had to think of a reason why.

Fine literature

Serge Skunk informs up that Miranda likes to spend time alone reading the adventures of a hunky raccoon who comes around early in the morning to handle his customers' cans.

Is this thing on?

After trying out that first Scorbunny video, I thought it would be easier if I could record my voice track live as I played, so the movement of the "puppets" actually matched what I was saying better.  Plus, editing footage with synchronous sound is easier in a lot of ways.

Alas, there are several pitfalls.  The first is Sound Quality, which is abysmal.  It is pretty atrocious in its own right, but compared to my...

An unlikely pair

St_Veronika apparently doesn't mind being picked up by Dani (who is taller than she must have thought) in what is allegedly a popular pose somewhere.

Triple trouble

RooCat_UK's neighbor's teenage daughters (complete with AUTHENTIC contemporary 19-year-old dialogue) have arrived at the pool to see what all the ruckus is.  Their alleged mother, Mrs. Minkworthy, doesn't look old enough to have 19 year old daughters, but whatever.

International Bearded Indefinite

Eric Costello made us watch this 1941 movie starring Ginger Hartley.

A very questionable Gmod video

I squandered a large portion of last week working on this, and because I drew three Doodles yesterday, I had time to dub the soundtrack this afternoon.  Feel free to laugh derisively at my vocal stylings.  This is probably going to wind up being blackmail material later.

Editing the raw footage took a lot of effort but it still looks like crap, and doing ADR in post is tricky to say the least, so clearly this is not t...