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The edited version of Santa Clarita Diet S1 (6-10) is live!

Thanks so much for all the love and support with this series reaction! We can't wait to eat the next season up! 

SANTA CLARITA DIET *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING! (1x6-1x10)

Drew Barrymore? More like Stew Scarymore! It's time for Part 2 of our Santa Clarita Diet Binge! We're truly slurping this season up and can't wait for you to feast your eyes on this! An edited version will be going up on the channel soon, but here's a treat for y'all! Bon Appétit! 🥩🫀🍖

Piping Hot Tea Tier September Reaction

Hello cuties! It's time to vote for the $10 tier reaction for September. Pick us something good!!!! (jk jk we know y'all have fucking TASTE!)

The edited Santa Clarita Diet video is up!

We're having a blast with this series and can't wait to get to filming more content for next month!

ALSO PLEASE VOTE IN THE POLL IN YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY! So far The Faculty is winning! 

SANTA CLARITA DIET *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING! (1x1-1x5)

Hey Pumpkins! Here's a little taste of our Santa Clarita Diet binge! We're truly eating this season up and can't wait for you to feast your eyes on this! An edited version will be going up on the channel soon, but here's a treat for y'all! Bon Appétit! 🥩🫀🍖

Party Pumpkin Tier September Reaction

Hey Pumpkins!!!! It's time to vote for next month's Party Pumpkin tier Patreon-exclusive reaction! These are all movies we haven't seen! If your fav doesn't get picked, it will surely end up back in the mix in the future so no worries. Can't wait to see what y'all pick!!! 

Hope the spooky szn spirit is hitting y'all as hard as it's hitting us hehehe 🍂🖤🎃

Santa Clarita Diet Season 1

Hey Pumpkins!!!

Most of y'all probably saw we were doing a bracket on the main YouTube channel last week to get a feel of what shows our audience is interested in watching and we are so excited that Santa Clarita Diet won the entire thing! We have subsequently started filming our reaction to season 1 and the first video (eps 1-5) will be up by the end of this week! And of course we'll have our full reaction to each episode here...

FEAR STREET: 1978 *FULL LENGTH COMMENTARY*

Netflix’s Fear Street trilogy took summer 2021 by storm and launched an extreme Petty Pumpkins obsession that has only strengthened with time! We’re so honored to finally give this amazing trilogy the Petty treatment, now for a bloody quick trip back to 1978.  It’s time to finally worship Sarah Fier because she really did it for the queers 🩸🫶🏻🏳️‍🌈🔪

MAIN CHANNEL VIDEO!

Hey Pumpkins! 

Our main channel video today is a Fear Street: Part 2 (1978) commentary and we're so excited to share this video with y'all! This is the youtube link, but we have a full length commentary currently uploading for everyone in the $5+ tier! These patreon uploads take so much longer than a youtube upload for some reason, so the full length reaction will be available later tonight.

Hope everyone has a scary...

HOUSE OF WAX (2005) COMMENTARY!

Prey! Slay! Display! Our commentary for House of Wax (2005) is available to everyone in the Pettiest Pumpkin tier and up! It's been awhile since we've seen this and we were surprised at how much we didn't remember! This is such a fun movie that deserves to be championed more because it is truly GREAT! Hope y'all are having the best weekend! Enjoy 🤗

Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕

THE CABIN IN THE WOODS (2011) FIRST TIME WATCH!

Hey Pumpkins, today's main channel video is The Cabin In The Woods. We filmed it awhile ago before we had a patreon, so it's not in full length format, but moving forward we will be filming most/if not all of our reactions for full length patreon bonus content and we'll have something fun posted for y'all this weekend! 🎃☕

Patron Shout Out

Hey y'all!! A few weeks ago when we launched the Patreon we had a post asking for the name everyone wants us to use for the Patreon graphic that will be on all of our videos. We've gotten quite a few new patrons since then (thank you ALL!!) so just wanted to circle around and ask again as we're getting that made! Just needing to know what name you wanted to be credited as on that graphic (Or if you don't want to be on it just let us ...

THE FLY (1986) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

Buzz, Buzz! You voted for The Fly (1986) and we watched it!!! Body Horror and Jeff Goldblum! What more could you ask for? (Maybe a fly-swatter?) 🪰 

RED, WHITE, AND ROYAL BLUE (2023) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

Happy Friday Pumpkins!

Here's our full-length reaction to the new Amazon Prime movie Red, White & Royal Blue that just dropped today!! If you thought we cried a lot watching Heartstopper season 2, just wait for this one lolol. Cannot recommend this movie enough to everyone here, even if horror is more your vibe this is one of the absolute funniest, loveliest and most heartfelt movies to have come out this year!! ...

REACTION VIDEO VOTING RESULTS!

Hello cuties!!! Thank you to everyone who voted in the reaction poll yesterday. The Fly won and we will get that to y'all tomorrow! Like we said yesterday, everything on that poll was something we really want to watch so if your vote didn't get picked, don't worry! It's still on our list and we'll get to it sooner than later 🫶🏻❤️

Thank you all!!!

Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕️

TV SHOW REACTION BRACKET!

Hey Pumpkins! We want a better grasp on our general audiences taste so we've curated a TV show bracket with 16 options to determine our next binge! These 16 shows are all first time watches for us- so pick wisely! The first four options are in a poll on our youtube community! Go cast your votes and check back daily for new polls! 🎃☕📺

Poll: 2023-08-10 02:57:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Reaction Vote

Hey Pumpkins!

When we launched the Patreon, we initially announced that the second reaction video for the $10+ tiers would be a first-time watch of 28 Days Later. However, for some reason this movie is nowhere to be found on streaming ANYWHERE--not even for rent or purchase, literally anywhere--which is very confusing and weird to us. Sadly won't be reacting to 28 Days Later this month but plan to figure out a way to do it for ...

HEARTSTOPPER 02x07 & 02x08! FIRST TIME WATCHING!

Love is in the air and it’s gayer than ever as we dive heart-first into a first-time watch of Heartstopper Season 2 episodes 7 & 8! After watching this finale, the meaning of the phrase "screaming, crying, throwing up" has never resonated more 🙃

PS. (Sorry for the late upload! Something happened to the file so we had to reupload and it took 5ever!)

 Thanks for being patient! Happy Heartstopping! 

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Weekly Patron Content Schedule

Good morning!!! Just wanted to touch base with y'all on how we're going to roll out the patron content moving forward! Every month, it will be:

-1st week--$5 tier exclusive patron full-length reaction

-2nd week--$10 tier exclusive patron full-length reaction

-3rd week--$15 tier exclusive patron full-length commentary

-4th week--$20 tier exclusive patron podcast

We will pick a day that these ex...

HEARTSTOPPER 02x05 & 02x06! FIRST TIME WATCHING!

Love is in the air and it’s gayer than ever as we dive heart-first into a first-time watch of Heartstopper Season 2 episodes 5 & 6! Things are heating up as our favs experience heartache, hickeys, and a hurricane of emotions.

INSIDIOUS: THE RED DOOR (2023) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

Hey Pumpkins, here's our first time reaction to Insidious: The Red Door! The edited version will be on youtube sometime next week, but of course we had to give y'all the exclusive. Thanks so much for being here and we hope y'all have a great weekend! 🎃☕

PS. More Heartstopper coming soon! 

HEARTSTOPPER 02x03 & 02x04! FIRST TIME WATCHING!

Love is in the air and it’s gayer than ever as we dive heart-first into a first-time watch of Heartstopper Season 2 episodes 3 & 4! The popcorn is popping, and romance ain't stopping as we take a trip to Paris, the city of love! Nick, Charlie and the gang say bonjour to new horizons with a few croissants along the way. 🇫🇷💞🥐

HEARTSTOPPER 02X01 & 02X02! FIRST TIME WATCHING!

Gay love is in the air and it’s sweeter than ever as we dive heart-first into a first-time watch of Heartstopper season 2 episodes 1 & 2! We’re reuniting with the queerest cuties around to get the tea and the tears as Nick, Charlie and the gang continue to steal (and stop) our hearts! 💕🫶🏻✨🏳️‍🌈

End of Week Schedule

Hiiiii cuties!! Just wanted to update y'all on what we're posting for the rest of the week!

Heartstopper Season 2 drops tomorrow so we'll be working fast to get those videos out on YouTube! We'll be putting the full reactions to each episode here on Patreon for everyone in the $5+ tiers as well.

Also, we just got done reacting to Insidious: The Red Door and will be posting our full length reaction for early access here in...

Patron Shout Out

Hey y'all!! We're working on making a graphic to put on every video that has a list of our Patreon subscribers and want to make sure we credit everyone as they wish! Please let us know what name or social media handle you would like to go by! If you don't want to be included, please let us know and/or if we end up not getting you on there for this first one, we'll be updating it consistently so no worries there, we'll get you!! Thank...

Big Brother 25

Hello cuties we LOVE YOU ALL!!!! Just wondering if we have any Big Brother fans in the house?! The new season starts tomorrow and we're obsessed so just trying to gauge if anyone else watches? And if you don't...YOU SHOULD!!!

Thank you all again, have the most lovely evening! 

Thank you, Pumpkin! 🎃☕

We're soooo excited to have y'all join us on this journey! We're figuring it out as we go, so bare with us! We want to make this a fun experience for y'all so hold tight and enjoy the ride!