Butterscotch Pirate

[M4F] You Look Way Too Good in That Dress... [BFE] [Rough MDom] [Dd/bg] so [Daddy] [CMNF] very [Confident] [Compliments] [Praise] [Affirmations] [Baby] [My Girl] lots of [Kisses] light [Teasing] [Degradation] [Whore] [Mindless Fuckhole] [Dirty talk] [Pussy eating] [Spanks] [Tied Up] with a [Belt] [Fucking] from behind [Whimpers] [Cum for me] [Multiple orgasms] [Creampie] [Wet sounds] [Aftercare] [SFX] [19:57]

Hello dear friends!

It's been a minute since I dropped the "If You Didn't Want to be Late, You Shouldn't Look so Good" at the beginning of the year, but I kinda felt like dressing up and putting on a suit, so I figured I'd revisit it 🤗 Hopefully you don't mind!

I don't think that I had Daddy mentions in the first one, but let's just say that that's because we were too busy rushing to make it to the wedding :Debbie: S...

*gasp* Patreon Update?!

Hello dear friends!

It has been many moons since the last time I made an update to the Patreon tiers, which is a little wild considering how frequently I used to change them... :IDKHer: ENTYWAY, these changes are pretty minor, but I wanted to explain them so everything feels clear and no one feels duped 🥰

I've been looking through the "Exit Surveys" people have filled out over the past year, and one thing that pops u...

[M4F] Daddy Wakes You with Thigh Kisses [BFE] [Gentle MDom] [Dd/bg] so [Daddy] [Sexy Sleepaid] lots of [Kisses] [LBombs] [Body Worship] [Tummy Kisses] mentions of [Dirty Dreams] [Reassurance] [Affirmations] [Baby] [Good girl] some [Degradation] [Little Whore] [Cock Sleeve] lots of [Giggles] [Teasing] lots of [Dirty talk] [Whispers] [Fingering] [Pussy Rubbing] [Nipple play] [Doggystyle] [Begging] [Missionary] [Cum for me] [Breeding] [Creampie] [Lick] me clean [Whimpers] [Wet sounds] [SFX] [23:33]

Extra tags: [Sharing] [Wrap] around me [Aftercare]

Hello dear friends!

Some of you may have gotten a sneak peak to this as I accidentally posted it yesterday when I meant to schedule it... 😬 ENTYWAY, y'know what's wild? Out of the hundreds of audio roleplays I've released to this point, only a handful of them are actually set in the morning, let alone actual waking up audios.

Fun fact: I feel like I'm most hor...

[M4A] The Freeuse Office Assistant: Under the Desk [MDom] [Stress Relief] for your [Boss] [Dirty talk] [Freeuse] lots of [Praise] [Affirmations] [Baby] [Good Assistant] very [Affectionate] but also [Degradation] [Office Whore] [Cock Hungry Slut] mentions of [Big Balls] [Ball play] slow [Blowjob] [Sighs] very [Breathy] [Desperate moans] lots of [Whimpers] [Mumbling] [Giggles] [Throat Fucking] [Milking] lots of [Cum] [Leaking] so [Messy] [Licking] me clean [Cum Fetish] [Cock Warming] [Wet sounds] [SFX] [25:07

Hello dear friends!

With the exception to the second part to this series that came out last Thursday (link if you missed it: https://youtu.be/Fn3WTKaBRac 🤗), it's been a minute since we last filled the [Freeuse] tag! I know that even though it's not *everyone's* cup of tea, some of you cats really love it, and as one of those cats myself, I'm really enjoyi...

[M4F] Catching your Best Friends Big Brother Naked [Gentle MDom] [Senior] and [Freshman] mentions of [Last Time] a little [Awkward] [Nervous] because [Wet] [Shower] lots of [Kisses] [Dirty talk] light [Degradation] [Whore] [Good Hole] [Manhandling] because [Quickie] mentions of [Voyeurism] rub your [Clit] [Mating Press] [Cum for me] [Wet sounds] [Stroke sounds] [SFX] [11:27]

Hello dear friends!

If you've been following me for awhile, this dynamic might be familiar, but if you haven't, here's a fast paced audio refresher! I feel like in the past when I return to an old audio or series, the newest audio is longer because I have to make enough references to their past that they feel like they're returning as opposed to being new characters with the same dynamic. I hope this is making sense 😅
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[M4A] Cerebral Augmented Pleasure Bot [Guided Masturbation] [Gentle MDom] [AI] so in your [Head] [Sexy Sleepaid] [Dirty talk] so [Pent up] [Praise] [Affirmations] [Baby] [Sweet] lots of [Reassurance] a little [Aggressive] [JOI] [SI] [Nipple play] very [Breathy] [Soft voice] [Whispers] some [Giggles] [Deep Breaths] slight [Edging] [Cum for Me] lots of [Aftercare] [SFX] [21:20]

Hello dear friends!

As I'm sure many of you know, your boy has had a few different partners over the years, but one thing that almost all of them had in common was a distain for porn consumption 😩 I remember one time before we got official, we'd send each other links to different videos and gifs, but once we did get official, it was like it was suddenly no longer okay...

So, for today's audio I really wanted to try ...

[M4F] Your Best Friend Comes When You Need Him [BFF] [Pregnancy] [Sexy Sleepaid] so [Dirty talk] very [Affectionate] [Bi Listener] [Kisses] lots of [Reassurance] [Praise] [Body Worship] [Affirmations] [Mommy] [Mama] [Nipple play] mentions of [Milk] [Show Me] what you like [Pussy Rubbing] [Fucking] from behind [Whimpers] [Whispers] [Multiple orgasms] [LBombs] [Cum] for [Daddy] [Creampie] mentions of [Breeding] [Wet sounds] [Aftercare] [Binaural] [SFX] [25:50]

Hello dear friends!

You know whats funny? When I first started the series, I thought "ooh, maybe I can do a sequel for this one day if people are into it" but didn't super plan to turn it into a series. Little did I know, I'd end up falling in love with this dynamic 😅

Surely by now we all know of my love for the [Friends to Lovers] tag, but I'm not sure how many of you know my love for the "friends" side of it. Bro, ...

[M4A] A Call in the Night [1:52]

Hello dear friends!

This is a mini audio meant to go with the audio coming out later today. Just a bit of added lore for you cats 🤗

Thanks for listening 💕
-Cap

[M4F] You Don't Get to Watch Daddy [BFE] [Gentle MDom] [Dd/bg] so [Daddy] [Kisses] [Teasing] my [Good girl] [CMNF] a little [Condescending] [Degradation] [Nasty Whore] [Horny Slut] but still [Affirmations] [Baby] [Pussy eating] [Fingering] mentions of [Hand Kink] [Choking] so [Breath Play] [Missionary] with [Legs on Shoulders] lots of [Whimpers] [Creampie] [Cum Feeding] so [Cum Fetish] [Wet sounds] [Aftercare] [SFX] [15:44]

Hello dear friends!

I have a bit of a confession to make here guys... You see, on Saturday I released an NSFW audio on reddit, which was always the plan to make up for taking a bit of time off earlier in the month to learn Adobe Audition. What wasn't in the plan was the audio that actually got uploaded 😅 I guess between being out of town, re-learning how to post to soundgasm, and having my SFX and audio files all disorganiz...

(July) Reading and Responding to your Comments!

Hello dear friends!

I'M SORRY THAT THIS IS COMING TO YOU CATS LATE AGAIN! I've actually been using this audio as my first test piece for learning the new audio editing program, so this actually took me like 4 or 5 days to get through... Needless to say i still have some learning to do 😅 THAT BEING SAID, HERE I AM READING AND REPLYING TO YOUR JULY AUDIO COMMENTS! Pretty sure I got them all again so there's a little victory f...

[M4F] Don't Hide Things From Daddy [BFE] [Rough MDom] [Dd/bg] so [Daddy] [Nerd talk] [Yugioh] [Brat] kinda [Mean] [Condescending] [Angry] over [Missing Pages] [Manhandling] [Swearing] [Punishment] for [Lying] [Spanks] [Choking] so [Breath Play] [Degradation] but also [Affirmations] [Baby Girl] [Good Girl] [Blowjob] mentions of [Ball Play] [Throat Fucking] [Milking] so many [Whimpers] very [Sloppy] [Cum Eating] [Wet sounds] [SFX] [20:15]

Hello dear friends!

You know something I haven't done in a super long ass time? Play some Yugioh! You know something I haven't done in probably just as long? Release a Yugioh related audio 🤗 I think since Lifepoints 2 tbh... Though this one doesn't simulate an ongoing game like the others. Something a little more simple for those that don't actually play/understand the game 😅

ENTYWAY, continuing with the things I ...

[M4F] Daddy Catches You Listening... [BFE] [Gentle MDom] [Meta] [Sleepaid] lots of [Praise] [Affirmations] [Good girl] [Possessive] that's my [Baby] [LBombs] [Cleaning] turns to [Milking] [Heavy breathing] lots of [Whimpers] [Sloppy] [Blowjob instructions] [Riding] mentions of [Lube] [Full Balls] slight [Cum Fetish] [Use me] to [Cum for me] [Breeding] so [Creampie] [Cock Warming] [Wet sounds] [Aftercare] [SFX] [22:29]

Hello dear friends!

During my last AMA, I got a question along the lines of "how do you deal with being everyone's boyfriend?" and even though I answered it honestly at the time, it's still kinda lived in my brain a bit. I'm not sure about you guys, but the idea of my partner putting in time and effort to make people feel good is super sexy to me. Like a discount doctor or moaning masseuse if you will 😅 Just doing their bes...

[M4F] Making a Steamy Sex Tape on Vacation [Friends to Lovers] lots of [Teasing] but [Playful] in a [Hot Tub] [Dirty talk] mentions of [Grinding] [Manhandling] [Daddy] [Affirmations] [Good girl] [Baby] [Kisses] [Nipple play] [Pussy Rubbing] [Fucking] from behind [Whispers] very [Breathy] [Whimpers] [Hold the moan] jets on your [Clit] [Cum for me] [Creampie] [Wet sounds] [SFX] [Binaural] [22:19]

Hello dear friends!

It's been awhile since I've had a commission to share with you cats, but I come to you today with a pretty fun one! I think this is my first vacation audio too? Like, I mention the listener coming back from vacation in the TSA audio, and we have the Roadtrip audio no vacation audios... Looks like this audio just got twice as exciting 😏

ENTYWAY, I hope you cats enjoy this one. As someone who has ma...

[M4A] Roommate Has Something Special For You [Friends to Lovers] [Teasing] lots of [Dirty Talk] [Degradation] [Nasty Roommate] [Dirty Whore] [Sneaky Slut] [Kisses] mentions of [Marking] [Spanks] [Possessive] some [Manhandling] [Compliments] [Whispers] [Going down on you] [Mating Press] [Groans] very [Breathy] [Desperate] [Whimpers] [Sweaty] [Cum with me] [Creampie] [Licking] me clean [Wet sounds] [Aftercare] [SFX] [22:20]

Hello dear friends!

I come to you today with the final installment to the "Roommate Steals Your Clothes" series we started last month! That being said, this is not at all what I initially had in mind for the finale to this story 😅 But I still very much like the way that it came out!

I'll explain more in a future Bo'sun audio, but basically I saw these characters a little differently than I think they came out, so I a...

(June) Reading and Responding to your Comments!

Hello dear friends!

I'M SORRY THAT THIS IS COMING TO YOU CATS SO LATE! Between my wifi woes and audacity accidents, this month has been beating my ass so far 😅 Even this audio required a second recording because a decent amount of comments came in after the first one... NEVERTHELESS, HERE I AM READING AND REPLYING TO YOUR JUNE AUDIO COMMENTS! I don't think I missed any this time, but if I did, I promise again that it wasn't...

[M4A] The Freeuse Office Assistant: Interview [MDom] [Stress Relief] for your [Boss] [Dirty talk] mentions of [Contract] [Freeuse] [Consent] some [Degradation] [Office Slut] mentions of [Big Dick] [Heavy Balls] [Blowjob] [Sighs] very [Breathy] [Desperate moans] [Whimpers] [Whispers] lots of [Praise] [Reassurance] [Mumbling] [Milking] lots of [Cum] [Licking] me clean [Cum Fetish] [Wet sounds] [SFX] [22:56]

Hello dear friends!

Am I tripping, or has it been a million years since I've put out a good, long and attentive blowjob audio? I feel like the last one I can remember off the top was the first Injured Neighbor audio ( https://www.patreon.com/posts/63176427 ) from the first of March 😬 That's definitely too long, right? We were in desperate need of...

Potential Delay...

Hello dear friends.

I'm sure my Canadian listeners already know this, but for those that don't:

Canada is experiencing a nation wide problem with internet, cable and telephone connections associated with one of our biggest service providers. Unfortunately, this is also the service provider that I use for my WiFi...

Thankfully, my cellphone is with another provider, which is why I'm able to make this post. That b...

[M4F] Guiding My Pent Up Baby's Pleasure [Guided Masturbation] [Gentle MDom] [Daddy] so much [Dirty talk] for my [Pent up] [Good girl] lots of [Praise] [Affirmations] [Baby] [Sweet] but [Filthy] light [Degradation] [JOI] [SI] very [Breathy] [Soft voice] some [Giggles] mentions of [Toys] [Blowjob Instructions] [Cum] for me [Multiple orgasms] [Breathe] with me [Aftercare] slight [Sleepaid] [28:45]

Hello dear friends!

It has been many moons since I last did a guided masturbation, and honestly I was really in the mood to make another one, so here we are! I feel like I have more to say about this, but if I'm being entirely honest I'm drawing a huge blank 😅 It's so interesting to me how much being a little pent up can affect your whole brain chemistry man! Here's hoping that this audio helps you cats, especially if you'r...

[M4M] Quarterback Catches You Staring in the Locker Room Shower [Public] [Jock] [Rough MDom] lots of [Dirty Talk] [Degradation] [Stalker Slut] [Cock Slave] [Condescending] kinda [Mean] but [Supportive] [Affirmations] [Baby Boy] [Handjob] mentions of [Size Difference] [Big Dick] [Blowjob] [Throat Fucking] [Manhandling] [Spanks] [Rimjob] [Anal] lots of [Whimpers] [Cum for me] [Wet sounds] [SFX] [19:12]

Hello dear friends!

Boy oh boy has it been a minute. Not only since my last M4M audio, but also since my last Jock roleplay. So, seeing as June LGBTQ+ Pride Month, I figured what better time to change that than now! Also, that way the audios that came out this month include 1 M4F, 1 M4M and the rest are M4As 🤗

ENTYWAY, this is my first time uploading an M4M audio to Patreon, so I hope you guys don't mind. I know the ...

[M4A] Cap's Anonymous AMA Continued [420 Friendly] so [Giggles] [Coughs] [Rambles] some [Fidgeting] [Nerd talk] lots of [Sex talk] [Umm] and [Uhh] all the [Digressions] using my [Thinker] [Explanations] some [Sniffles] still [Bumping my pop filter] [Chatty boy] [Stoner ASMR] [40:52]

Hello dear friends?

We're back with the second half of this lengthy anonymous AMA, so I won't keep you from it for too long. You'll notice that there are half as many questions here than the first part, but I just had lot's to say for these ones I guess 😅

Also, here are the timestamps:

0:00 Intro and a bowl!

1:45 Describe the best sex you’ve ever had and what made it so good

7:17 What is your favo...

THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME MAKE ANOTHER DONATION!

Hello dear friends!

At the beginning of May, I set out to make a "Mommy-filled" month full of mommy content. Once Mother's Day rolled around, I realized some of the ideas I had were a little more daunting than I was expecting. To work around this, I decided to post the first half of the "Maidens and Mums" audio on Reddit and then posted the full version on Patreon for all tiers once I actually got around to finishing it a few ...

[M4A] Roommate Finds Out You Stole His Sweatpants [Friends to Lovers] [Teasing] lots of [Dirty Talk] slight [Voyeurism] [Degradation] [Filthy Slut] [Dirty Whore] [Breed Slut] [Manhandling] [Kisses] mentions of [Butt Plug] [Anal] [Head Stepping] slight [Free Use] [Groans] very [Desperate] [Sweaty] [Pent up] [Creampie] [Wet Sounds] slight [Aftercare] [SFX] [16:00]

Hello dear friends!

Yknow, this might be one of the fastest little mini-series audios I've ever out together 😅 Though this is inspired by an idea I've had for a pretty long time, this is still a sort of reimagining of that idea. I don't know what it is about public laundry rooms that just make me think of all the nasty things that can go on in them. None of which are in this audio, because I'm a sweet wholesome guy 🥰
...

(May) Reading and Responding to your Comments!

Hello dear friends!

Though there were slightly fewer comments than last month (28 vs 31), seems you cats had a bit more to say cause this audio is a whole 10 minutes longer 😅  You love to see it! ENTYWAY, HERE I AM READING AND REPLYING TO YOUR MAY AUDIO COMMENTS! I recorded this on the 2nd I think, so there may be one or two comments that trickled in after I recored this audio 😬  So I apologize if I missed you ...

[M4F] Daddy Needs You to Cure His Headache [BFE] [Msub] to [MDom] [Daddy] [Sleepaid] [Teasing] [Whispers] [Condescending] but [Affectionate] [Head] on your [Lap] [Tummy Kisses] [Affirmations] [Good girl] slight [Power Struggle] [Fingering] [Doggystyle] [Forking] [Choking] [Hold the moan] very [Pent up] [Edging] [Cum for me] [Multiple orgasms] [Creampie] [Cum Feeding] [Cock Warming] [Wet sounds] [Aftercare] [SFX] [30:28]

Hello dear friends!

I feel like I've had a headache on and off for the past like 3 weeks now man. It's not unbearable, but it feels like it never really goes away for longer than a few hours. That being said, this lingering annoyance has helped to inspire this audio so it's certainly not all bad! Now, if only I could find a way to live this out and get rid of my IRL 😏😅

ENTYWAY, I know I just released a Daddy audio...

[M4F] You Stretch Me, and I'll Stretch You - Part 4A [Physiotherapy] [Public] so [Exhibition] [Giggles] lots of [Kisses] [Teasing] [Degradation] [Filthy Whore] [Toy] but lots of [Praise] [Dirty talk] [Whispers] [Blowjob] [Groans] [Cock Worship] [Ball play] [Throat Fucking] [Hold the moan] [Doggystyle] on the floor [Creampie] mentions of [Panty Stuffing] [All about you] [Cum for me] [Wet sounds] [CYOA] [SFX] [27:27]

Hello dear friends!

It's finally here! Hoe. Lee. Moe. Lee. I'm not gonna lie guys, I was beginning to think that I'd never actually get around to finishing this series. The amount of times I'd think up a storyline but end up trashing it because I didn't feel like it was right lol. I don't know how to explain it, but I just didn't want to mess up this character, yknow? Especially because of how different this (the A storyline) ...

[M4A] Punishment for Cheating on the Chunin Exams [T/s] [Rough MDom] [Mean] [Condescending] but a little [Encouraging] [Old Classmates] [Naruto] [Fanfic] so [Ninja Talk] [Hidden Jutsu] [Shadow Clone] [Shadow Paralysis] so [Tied up] [Blowjob instructions] [Deepthroat] [Face Fucking] heavy [Degradation] [Shinobi Slut] [Fucking Failure] [Cock Worship] [Cum Eating] extra [Sloppy] [Licking] [Spit] off the floor [Wet sounds] [SFX] [20:00]

Hello dear friends!

I know what a bunch of you are probably thinking: "Cap, did you not see we weren't into part 1? Free us from Naruto please!" and I get that but hear me out! I didn't think that so few people were familiar with the anime/manga because it started in 1999 and went until 2017 😅 Definitely a miscalculation on my end, but here we are lmao...

So, to make things a little easier on you, here is a little gl...

[M4A] I Know You're Hiding Something... [Security Check] [TSA] so [Public] [Exhibition] a little [Awkward] [Giggles] [Pat Down] [Power Struggle] mentions of [Training] [Free Use] light [Degradation] [Whore] forced [Blowjob] [Anal] while [Grinding] against a desk [Punishment] [Spanks] [Denial] [Beg] for my [Cum] [Anal Creampie] [Licking] me clean [Whimpers] [Wet sounds] [SFX] [20:30]

Hello dear friends!

I come to you today with a very spicy idea that surprisingly enough came from a song lyric by 2 Chainz 😅 "And my dick so hard it make the metal detector go off" I don't know what it is about this lyric that legitimately makes me laugh all the fucking time. 9 years later and I'm still lawling. Also fun fact: You'd need almost 4 litres of blood for the collective amount of iron in it to set off a metal det...

Do you want more Patreon tabs?

Hello dear friends!

A few months ago I transitioned our old Reddit Master List to the giant Airtable Master List and the new sense of organization has been wonderful! That being said, I'm curious if you guys want more.

For example, right now the only "tier tab" is Bo'sun Exclusives, meaning that the only tier with a tab to separate audios that only they have access to is the Bo'sun tier. The reason I haven't done this b...

(April) Reading and Responding to your Comments!

Hello dear friends!

Seems like you cats have been into this whole replying to your comments in an audio thing, because we had more than twice as many comments in April as we did in March 😅 You love to see it! ENTYWAY, I won't hold you here for too much longer, because this audio is hella long...😬 SO HERE I AM READING AND REPLYING TO ALL OF YOUR APRIL AUDIO COMMENTS! I was hoping to have this out on Monday, so I apologize...

[M4F] Your Good Boy Reminds You Why You Keep Him Around [BFE] [MDom] [Msub] so [Switch] [Distracting] [Dirty talk] [Manhandling] [Mommy] [Affirmations] [Good girl] [Possessive] [Kisses] [Licking] [Groping] [Nipple play] mentions of [Size Difference] [Big Cock] [Pussy eating] from behind [Spanks] [Body Appreciation] [Cum for me] [Multiple orgasms] some [Breeding] [Creampie] mentions of [Cum Eating] [Whimpers] [Wet sounds] [SFX] [Binaural] [23:55]

Hello dear friends!

Guys. GUYS! I don't know what it is about this dynamic that just, ugh. It's so wonderful to me 😩 Like, as I'm sure most of you know by now, msub isn't really my jam, but THIS? Holy moly. (probably because it really isn't that subby 😅) I think back to when I used to manage a skate shop, and this one time two guys came in with strollers. We chatted a little, showed them some deals, yknow, regular retail...