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Podcasting Day: The Comedy Inside Baseball Trap With Soren Bowie ๐ŸŒญ

Technically, today is a Podcasting Day. Technically, we have an amazing guest for you: Soren Bowie -- the Ace with the Face, the Chin for the Win, the Man So Nice His Name is a Knife. That doesnโ€™t rhyme but it does knife. View Post

Extra Wiener - Soren Bowie Enters the Hot Dog Games!

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Punching Day: Hidy Ochiai - The '80s Most Karate Cover Model

In 1979, Hidy Ochiai started writing books about his style of Karate, Washin-Ryu. And they were fine. For all the badasses who learned how to fight from hundreds of pictures of down blocks, they did the job as good as any. What made his books speci...

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Upsetting Day: Pound Puppies TV Special

The '80s were an especially unscrupulous time for toy vendors. "Buy my sparkly unicorns that shit and vomit" is a weird sales pitch, but it's nothing compared to "buy this cute plush dog, or it will be murdered," which is the basic conceit of Pound...

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Learning Day: Creed's Thanksgiving Halftime Show

When you think of the worst 2000s-era rock band, we all default to Nickelback. And thatโ€™s an intense category! It was a time when every subpar white boy thought he could sing and every other one thought he could also rap. But I am here to posit s...

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Learning Day: The 100 Top Psychics in America

If you're a loyal hotdog enjoyer, you probably recall the ballad of Paulette Cooper, the woman who bravely fought Scientology for nearly a decade and then wrote 2021-05-06 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Podcasting Day: The Diebel-verse, with Cristian Ramirez ๐ŸŒญ

On today's Maximum Hype episode of the Dogg Zzone 9000, Sean and Robert talk with Cracked and U.S. Army veteran...

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Extra Wiener - Cristian Ramirez Enters the Hot Dog Games!

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Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Going the Extra Mile in Another Man's Meat Tank

Welcome, ๐ŸŒญs, to your day of appreciation. Weโ€™re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard we each own a full-body foam-rubber suit in the otherโ€™s likeness and we wear them toโ€ฆ letโ€™s not discuss why we wear them. But did you know youโ...

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Learning Day: Amelia Bedelia But She's the Bad Kind of Crazy ๐ŸŒญ

Amelia Bedelia was first published in 1963 and has been reprinted for early readers of four generations. If you don't remember from when you were six, it's the story of a deranged cleaning woman who destroys her client's home through a series of ab...

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The Hot Dog Store is Now Live!

Just a quick announcement: 

Hot MERCH Wants To Be In YOUR AREA.  

And to celebrate the launch, all items are on sale through the end of this weekend! 

We'll be adding many more artifacts ripped ...

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Learning Day: Lost Without a Compass - Neo-Paganism ๐ŸŒญ

The Satanic Panic is one of my favorite times in American History, despite it ruining so many lives for no reason at all. Listen, I know that it did nothing but harm and with absolutely no upside -- but itโ€™s the only point in human history where ...

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Fucking Day: Say I Love You - I Love You For Being Here

Mario Corelli is an author who sacrificed his dignity for a chance at twenty to thirty dollars when he self-published six books of huge-fonted lists of broken English words. It worked! I bought three of them! The first was 2021-04-29 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Podcasting Day: Doug Giles' Toxic Masculinity Scramble, With Jamie French ๐ŸŒญ

This Podcasting Day our guest is the lovely Jamie French: sound engineer, adult entertainer, and the woman...

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Extra Wiener - Jamie French Enters the Hot Dog Games!

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Punching Day: The Fight for Your Life Karate Kwiz ๐ŸŒญ

Fight For Your Life is a 1982 self defense book written and demonstrated by Dr. Ted Gambordella, 5th dan Christian martial artist and author of 2021-04-27 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Fucking Day: Sex Magick for the Solitary Practitioner

Once long ago, I thought I learned about the saddest book of all time. It was called Microwave Cooking For One, and I couldn't think of a sadder thing than that until I discovered:

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Reflecting Day: Ghana Traxx Reduxx

Everyone shouldโ€™ve received their Hot Dog Appreciator packages by now, so itโ€™s time to reflect on that! The Hot Dog Appreciator is our newest tier, and most comically understated. Itโ€™s like calling Kanye West a Booty Appreciator. Dude would c...

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Upsetting Day: The Switch ๐ŸŒญ

There's a sacred relationship between fan fiction writers and fan fiction subjects whereby the person having fan fiction written about them agrees to pretend they don't know it's happening. Can you imagine a person so desperate for attention that t...

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Podcasting Day: Megan Wants A Murderer, Part 5 ๐ŸŒญ

As with all great manhunts, our acclaimed podcast series Megan Wants a Murderer has come to a...

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Extra Wiener - The Guy From Airwolf, Episode 1 with Lydia Bugg

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Nerding Day: New Adventures of Mega Man, Part 2 ๐ŸŒญ

When we last left the heroes of New Adventures of Mega Man, Capcomโ€™s officially endorsed Mega Man comic for all of Brazi...

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Learning Day: 101 THINGS FOUND IN THE HUMAN BODY ๐ŸŒญ

In 2020, a very dumb person had what they thought was a brilliant money-making idea-- late '00 Buzzfeed-style lists in the form of books written in several minutes in a language they didn't speak! That person was 1900๐ŸŒญ favorite, Mario C...

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Upsetting Day: Classic Remaster - Rebooting the Reboot

Once, long ago, there was a comedy website that only wanted three simple things: to make people laugh, to teach them a few things, and to help horses fall in love over the internet. It succeeded in two of those goals, before getting piledriven into...

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Fucking Day: How to Seduce Your Lover Forever ๐ŸŒญ

Today is a special, seductive treat for passionate lovers. We will learn how to playfully titillate the sensitive parts of one another's bodies. We'll discover the most pleasurable ways to suck toes, to put feet in our mouth, and to lick a wet foot...

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Podcasting Day: Megan Wants A Murderer, Part 4 ๐ŸŒญ

Today, on the Dogg Zzone 9000, Brockway and Seanbaby are joined by 1900-HOTDOG's own Lydia Bugg. Together they explore unknown territory-- 2021-04-14 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post

Extra Wiener - Lydia vs. Brockway in Seanbaby's Book Game: The Sanford & Evans Battle

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Upsetting Day: Jewel-Osco's JoJo Mascot Can Suck It

In 2017, the regional Illinois/Indiana/Iowa supermarket chain Jewel-Osco drew a big pentagram on the ground and did all of the required rituals to summon a new mascot into our dimension. Its name was JoJo, and everyone on the internet took a few mi...

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Nerding Day: New Adventures of Mega Man, Part 1 ๐ŸŒญ

Back in the โ€˜90s, we knew three simple things: Comic books were the future, everything should get an adaptation into everything, and nobody would ever regret ska. There were also many things we did not know: how comics were the future, <...

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Upsetting Day: 101 Things to Make Her Wet

Mario Corelli's 101 THINGS TO MAKE HER WET is a very special book. The author obviously has no expertise in the subject, but that's pretty normal for a seduction book. He also fundamentally misunderstands women and their roles in human rel...

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