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Teamworking Day: PoxCo Regional Pretend Wrestling Qualifiers 🌭

The results of the first round of Poxco Regional Wrestling's Wrestle-By-Mail Wrestlaclysm are in! We, two men running a comedy website in the year 2020, formed a wrestle-by-mail game company where readers could create their own grapplers and battle our PRW All-Stars to see if their creations have what it takes to enter the PRW Tournament! Mo...

Learning Day: Develop Your Psychic Power 🌭

I'm pretty pissed I spent over thirty years unaware that I could get psychic powers for the same price as endless shrimp at Red Lobster. That's right, for just $15.99, you could own a real VHS tape that will teach you how to be psychic! I only have exactly $15.99 to spare, and it was a tough decision, but I know from past experience that the...

Upsetting Day: Gary Busey Pet Judge 🌭

Things are getting dire in the streaming era. Nearly everyone has their own streaming service. I do. It’s called Brok and so far I only have the rights to rebroadcast a Slovakian public access documentary about tainted wells and every single episode of Joey. I’ve made eighteen dollars this month from ads assuring my viewers that...

Fucking Day: Crazy Love 🌭

For centuries, romantic couples knew only eight "insanely creative ways to show love." Finally, decades after fuck scholars had given up, Grace Edwards published CRAZY LOVE which promised "More Than 200 Insanely Creative Ways to Show Love!" There was only one problem. Grace Edwards was a liar-- a stupid, corny liar with seemingly unlimited w...

Nerding Day: Zorklon 🌭

Once, long ago, there was a comedy website that only wanted three simple things: to make people laugh, to teach them a few things, and to make enough money to rescue every monkey that knew how to flip someone off. It succeeded in two of those goals, before getting piledriven into the dirt by corporate scavengers. Some of its archives have be...

Punching Day: The Many Certain Deaths of Commando Cody, Part 2 🌭

When we last left Cody, flying Sky Marshal of the Universe, he had taken a bothersome shoulder bonk and was tumbling off a cliff to his certain death!

How is flying Cody, the flying Commando of the skies going to get out of this one!? Can you guess? You have only seconds left to guess!

2020-09-15 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Learning Day: The Most Efficient Way To Do Everything 🌭

Once, long ago, there was a comedy website that only wanted three simple things: to make people laugh, to teach them a few things, and to make enough money to buy a company hovercraft. It succeeded in two of those goals, before getting piledriven into the dirt by corporate scavengers. Some of its archives have been deleted, some of them have...

Upsetting Day: Babyland Hospital 🌭

Have you ever wanted to visit Cleveland, Georgia? Probably not because you know someplace is shitty when it’s not even the name brand version of Cleveland. Or, maybe there’s just something about the place that seems off-putting to ...

Fucking Day: Classic Remaster - Way of the Barbarian 🌭

Once, long ago, there was a comedy website that only wanted three simple things: to make people laugh, to teach them a few things, and to make enough money to become immune to human laws. It succeeded in two of those goals, before gett...

Nerding Day: The Many Certain Deaths of Commando Cody 🌭

In the 1950s, it was pretty normal for a superhero to be some guy with a rocket pack. One of those superheroes was known as Commando Cody - Sky Marshal of The Universe! Each of Cody's adventures ended with him...

Punching Day: Classic Remaster - Brockway's MC and Seanbaby's CYODFMA 🌭

Once, long ago, there was a comedy website that only wanted three simple things: to make people laugh, to teach them a few things, and to make enough money to buy the Gymkata zombie village. It succeeded in two of those goals,...

Learning Day: How to Catch Fairies 🌭

This book is called How to Catch Fairies which you might think to mean something like "how to find the magic inside yourself" or "craft shopping on a budget," but it's exactly what it sounds like. The author and witch, Gilly S...

Upsetting Day: Classic Remaster - Dumb Things White People Think About Other Races 🌭

Once, long ago, there was a comedy website that only wanted three simple things: to make people laugh, to teach them a few things, and to make enough money to skywrite a new penis every day of the week. It succeeded in two of those goals, before ge...

Fucking Day: Chippendales Board Game 🌭

Hi, readers of 1900HOTDOG! It's Fucking Day, so let's share the most erotic of activities: the board game. "What a sarcastic fellow," you're thinking, but no, warm those genitals up and look at what we're playing:

2020-09-03 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Nerding Day: CYOA Remaster - Fuck This Blurry Arcade 🌭

Hi, I’m Robert Brockway from the Internet. You may know me from my time at Cracked.com, an affiliate store website that also once published comedy. I wrote a series called “Choose Your Own Drug-Fueled Misadventure,” that the creators of Choos...

Punching Day: SELF-DEFENSE For YOUR CHILD 🌭

There was once a man named Bruce Tegner who spent the '70s writing the same martial arts book over and over and over then changing the name of the martial art on the cover. He was a shin-kicking, backfisting master of a thing he ca...

Reflecting Day: It's Time to Fire Topper! 🌭

Greetings Hot Dogs, please light the SOMBER INTROSPECTION AND GENITAL ENLARGEMENT incense that I know you all bought from the Olde 1900HOTDOG Catalogue for Healthe, Wellnesse, and Amateur Crime-fightinge. Yes, it is once again time for Ref...

Upsetting Day: Fucking WHAT, Archie?! 🌭

In 1980, Archie Comics Group published Archie #298 of the Archie Series, and I am here 40 years later to make the case for it being the craziest comic ever published. It is the first media of any kind to ever score the rating of MAXIMUM!? 2020-08-28 15:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post