154. Farming Should Be Criminal
Added 2025-06-24 14:00:08 +0000 UTCHe spent some time explaining to the Water Syndicate the basics of what he expected from them. The general mood in the camp went from tense, to confused, to totally lost. He hadnāt expected them to get it right away, so he wasnāt too bothered, though he was a little worried that they wouldnāt be able to understand his vision for a long time yet, given how long it would take for profits to filter down. Still, at this level of parallelization, he couldāno, he had to spread to the next city, which he immediately delegated to his new underlings. Several of the criminals were more familiar with three of the other nearer cities, and those were put in charge of expanding the snack shack outward.
The pill-making mages were the ones who took to his vision the fastest. He barely had to finish explaining what soda and chips were before they started up fresh batches of the drinks and snacks, eager to experiment with new flavors. āYou can keep working on whatever you want, too, as long as you make chips and soda,ā Rhys promised.
The mages nodded, already lost in their work.
He shrugged. Compared to making drugs, making chips and soda must take a miniscule fraction of their time. Heād basically just given them the freedom to do whatever they wanted, and spend more time on it. There was no downside to his new proposition. From what he understood, they were mostly the few who had managed to wiggle their way to magehood without the Empireās help; mages who were smart enough to become mages even without the assistance of any tomes or teachers. Their progression was slow as a result, but they had a unique culture of cooperation and sharing that he didnāt see often among mages. They had to claw their way to every advancement using every scrap of their brains, and they had all grown up in a setting of restricted information, where all of them had experienced the pain of not knowing what to do next. Instead of hiding all their knowledge away, they had instead decided to share, and so, though they didnāt all share the same path, they shared the same foundational techniques.
It was an interesting solution to their predicament, and one Rhys wanted to encourage and see where it went, though right now, that just meant letting them do their own thing. All in all, the scientisty, pill-minded mages were easy to handle.
He spent the first night resting, and woke up in good enough condition to keep going.
The criminals took longer to get on board with his plan. They werenāt super psyched about their new futures as farmers versus criminals. Those who were involved in distribution and setting up storefronts in the new cities flaunted it in the faces of those who had to farm. Rhys went from store to store, making sure they were properly set up, then installed one of his original rebels in the store to make sure the criminals werenāt skimming the money. Once money started flowing, he made sure the farmers were paid just as well as the criminals involved in logistics and distribution, which quieted everyone down some. The ones who were doing store work still looked down on the others, but the others didnāt care when they were all making the same money.
It took a little while for the smaller shops to start making money, but before long, several cities were addicted to ācoffee,ā soda, chips, and fries. Rhys stuck around long enough to make sure everything was on board and working properly, then retreated back to his stronghold to ponder his future, and what shape it took.
Heād been right and wrong about the Water Syndicate. Yes, it was part of a bigger crime group; no, that larger crime group was not also the Water Syndicate. This was just a branch of the Empireās organized crime network, but much like the scientisty mages, criminals had to work together to survive in the Empire. Oh, sure, there were spats, fights, the occasional disembodied horse head in the bed, he was sure, but they all cooperated in a big, semicoordinated network to make sure they didnāt all get schwacked by the Empire. No one ratted on anyone else, that was a big part of their code, not even if they were deadly enemies. Those who did were considered worse than dead, and were subject to the kind of punishment Leonard had expected his family to subject him to. When he discovered that, he made a special visit to Leonard, now quietly on his farm, to find out why he had.
Leonard had simply given him a look like it was obvious. āThere are things worse than being decored or a painful death. Curses are one of those things.ā
āAre they really that bad?ā Rhys asked, as a man carrying around two curses semi-successfully. Mostly successfully. That one backlash barely counted.
āAre you asking me that?ā
Rhys glanced at himself, then back up. āYeahā¦?ā
āThey destroy you. They eat you from inside out. Even being exposed to curse energy decays your future potential, let alone being inflicted with a curse or attacked by one. Attaining a higher rank after being attacked by a curse⦠you might as well give up on it. Power, immortality, all evaporate the second you encounter a curse. I would feel bad for you, but you did kill my family. Itās my one small consolation out of all this that your potential ends here.ā
Rhys frowned. Thatās not accurate. There was an entire department at Purple Dawn devoted to experimenting with curse energy, and Sable and Wilbur both are above Tier 1, and didnāt seem worried about advancing. Then again, these people had had literally all information about magehood restricted from them. He shouldnāt be shocked that they misunderstood the danger curses posed. But on the other hand⦠Rhys smirked. He wasnāt going to go around advertising that curses werenāt the super ultra ultimate danger Leonard thought they were. It made his casual use of curses powerful psychological warfare.
āWhat does that mean?ā Leonard said, narrowing his eyes at Rhys in suspicion.
āWhat does what mean?ā Rhys quickly schooled his face back into a neutral expression.
āThat smirk of yours. Why were you smirking?ā
āI wasnāt smirking. That was a fearful expression of loss for my own future.ā
Leonard crossed his arms, then sighed and shook his head. āWhatever. Just keep bringing me books.ā
Rhys tossed him a salute and backed off.
Although heād put Leonard on a farm like heād promised, he hadnāt missed the implications of the Watersā familyās resident bookworm. It was a farm, yes, but it was also the research lab, and Leonard oversaw that, with Koriiās oversight. Rhys himself was the ultimate pre-release taste-tester and poison-checker. At one point, Leonard had attempted to get himself some petty revenge with poisoned chips, but the sight of Rhys eating the chips with relish while making heavy eye contact with the man responsible had made Leonard rethink his alignment. Since that incident, Leonard had settled in and started to earnestly put his gifts to work. Most of the scientist mages knew him already, and they had mutual respect for one another, which was easier than Rhys trying to install a new leader over them, hence him overlooking Leonardās assassination attempt. To be fair, it wasnāt a very good one. He wasnāt sure the poison wouldāve injured a normal Tier 3. Probably made him sick to his stomach, but not much more than that. Maybe inflicted some respiratory distress, if he was in particularly bad health.
It probably wouldāve killed a Tier 2, Rhys thought, on a day where he felt particularly charitable toward Leonard. It wasnāt a bad poison. It was relatively competent, even! It just wasnāt enough to do anything to Rhys, that was all.
At last, everything was stable. Or at least, stable enough that Rhys didnāt feel like he spent every waking moment running around the Empire on the various secret paths the criminals used, putting out fires across four cities. This whole time, heād been neglecting one thing, one very important thing. He could get by passively, just making generic efforts, but it was starting to get too serious for him to ignore. Rhys retreated back to his original trash heap hideout and sat down, just thinking.
My trash star is getting seriously low. I need a permanent solution.
He could run around picking up Impure Wellsāno, he intended to. But he wanted something less⦠high-maintenance. Something where he could set it and forget it. One network of trash cans to rule them all, and on top of that, if he could create a teleportation network, that would be even better. He didnāt want to spend all his time and his whole life worrying about feeding the trash star. He wanted it on automatic subscription, on perma-re-up forever. He didnāt know how long heād be stuck in trash-star-only mode, but whether he was in core-mode or trash-star-mode, he could always use more trash.
He also wanted to work on weaponizing his trash mind attack heād come up with in the last battle, where he threw his trauma at other peopleāIāll call it trauma dumping!ābut that could come after the trash can network. Rhys drew the woven trash basket closer to him. He crossed his legs and immersed himself in his core once more, contemplating the tome while he gazed into the abyss. Once more, he found himself immersed in the struggle, unable to perceive what he wanted to perceive, yet temptingly close to the breakthrough he sought. For a few hours, he sat there, lost in his thoughts, then at last he wrinkled his nose, emerging from his contemplation in frustration. He was getting nowhere this way. That slippery comprehension about attaching the void to something physical remained as slippery as ever. How did he get this to work? How could he make it make sense? The book helped, but it still made no sense, and he felt like he was missing something. Something obvious. Something staring him right in the face.
He plunged back into his core and faced the void once more. He felt like he was on the cusp of something. This whole time, the sensation of being on the brink of an important comprehension had wiggled in his mind, temptingly close, yet unreachable. But wasnāt that his fault? After all, he was here. Safely in his core. Outside of the void.
Rhys stared at the void, thinking deeply. That mysterious entity lurked right outside it, but it didnāt necessarily immediately attack him. Not unless he did something to draw its attention.
Like obtain comprehension on the void right in front of its face.
Rhys crossed his arms, thinking, then furrowed his brows, his mind made up. Heād come this far from being trash. From treating himself as trash, from being willing to throw himself away and reforge what heād lost stronger than ever before. Heād always been willing to do it with his body. Why hesitate to do that with his mind and consciousness?
Sure, it was scary. Sure, he might lose himself. But with his body, if things had gone wrong, he would have died. If things went wrong with his mind, heād go crazy, but he probably wouldnāt die. Probably.
Rhys took a deep breath. Shit. Losing my mind is way scarier than losing my body.
In his mindās eye, he saw a wreck of a man, little more than skin and bones, lying in a bed staring vacantly at the ceiling. He was old. A pile of wrinkles. His chin was starting to show a few hints of stubble, but otherwise, he was well-kept. The live-in carer hovered around his bed, fixing up a few dusty old trophies and plants for no one to see.
āSay hi to grandpa, ----,ā a female voice encouraged him.
āHi, grandpa.ā
No response. There was nothing left inside the body to respond. A heart beat, but for no purpose. The being inside had long since fled. Everything that had meaning had already died a long time ago, and the corpse was kept alive only by the automatic processes of its own failing flesh.
Grandpa was dead. It would take another three weeks for his body to figure that out. Middle school was going by then, and so Rhys missed his funeral, because his parents wouldnāt pull him out of school for something like that.
āYou wouldnāt enjoy it anyways. Just a bunch of old people talking.ā
But he always felt like there was something heād missed. Like the part of funerals that was for the living was the more important part, and heād missed out on that. It had taken him years to come to terms with it, if he ever had.
Rhys dragged himself out of that memory. He shook his head hard and looked at the void again. I donāt want to lose myself. Thereās nothing more terrifying than that.
But it was right in front of him. Now that heād thought of it, he could sense it. The last piece of the puzzle was right in front of him, on the other side of that void. All he had to do was step through to the other side.
And throw himself right in front of some enormously powerful incomprehensible being.
Rhys took a deep breath. He recalled his perfect future, his beautiful world where he sucked up all the Empireās trash from the privacy and safety of his own home and could instantly appear anywhere in the Empire. It was worth it. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. He couldnāt progress without being willing to trash himself. This time it was his mind, but that was just the way it was.
If I think about it, Iām glaringly weak to psychic attacks. He hadnāt trained his mind at all. Now that heād thought of mental attacks, he couldnāt help but think that they were a fertile field for other mages to use as well. Who wouldnāt want to bypass their enemyās defenses and lay all their damage directly on their opponentās mind? His mind was weak. If he didnāt train it, heād have a trash mind and be vulnerable to all kind of mental effects, from illusions to mind control to purely mental damage. Heād end up like his grandfather, without having dared to take the chance to advance himself. Or he could take that step himself, and risk that damage at the chance of advancing by leaps and bounds.
Rhys clenched his fists, firming his resolve. Better to risk and level up, than to not risk, and get taken out by a mental attack from left field later! That was right. It was a good idea. A great idea, even! He had to do it, or heād miss out!
Before he could think about it any longer, Rhys charged into the void.
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You go Rhys!!!! LEROOOYYYY JYYYEEENNNKINSSSS
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