Rachel appears with a smile, sitting at a white table with a blank wall behind her. Hands and arms on the table, hands held
“Hello! This is Rachel Groves here with another episode of The Transformative Chew. No corporate overlord sponsors today folks! No need to scroll ahead this time, you naughty, naughty watchers!”
Rachel spins to the left and reaches down, still talking. “Today, my special, hangry viewers, I bring to you something that hits close to home! It’s a treat developed by someone VERY dear to my heart!”
She lifts a large cooler onto the table and pats it. “So yes, this is shameless plugging for them, but I assure you all, you’ll still love the results nonetheless!”
Flashes images of beaches and hot weather “Now, it’s summer time and that means it’ll be super hot outside! At times like this, you’ll want to cooooool down so you don’t melt away, riiiiight?”
Cuts back to her. “And you’ll want something that makes you nice and cool for a while so you don’t have to constantly drink or eat it too!”
She opens the cooler and pulls out a pink-wrapped popsicle. “Tada! I present to you the Pupper Popsicle!”
Cuts to an unwrapped, orange popsicle spinning around on a tray on its side for display. “The Pupper Popsicle was developed my number 1 pup, Jessica the Toon Pupper, or Jessie Pupper if you wanna be fresh!”
The Pupper Popsicle is an exclusive treat only found in her ice cream cart in our area. It comes in a variety of flavors from your strawberry to your creamsicle! It’s packed with toooons of toony vitamins and chilling calories that’ll keep you cool throughout a scorcher of a day!”
Cuts back to Rachel. “And yes, it’s probably obvious what the effects are of this, but don’t you worry! A new fuzzy coating won’t increase your heat! It’s all coooooool!”
Rachel giggles and opens the popsicle, revealing a curious white with dark spots frozen dessert. “Oh, it appears I got something that’ll bring out a certain breed in me! No colorful fur for this, but that’s fine! I maintain, the results will be satisfying!”
She sniffs it, but nothing happens. “Unlike many of the foods we’ve tried, there’s no real change from a simple sniff this time. The zany fun is all in the licks!”
Licks popsicle once for a very pink, long dog tongue. (She remarks on it before going back to licking. Seems to have difficulty with tongue longer)
Some black gummy lips with white fur creeping around the mouth
Fur spreads over mouth and across cheeks
Nose inflates into a very big, back dog snoot
Face stretches out. So far its just her mouth for a new muzzle, allowing her to speak better
Popsicle drips onto hand, giving her a rather small white glove. Remarks that some of the melting popsicle can cause tooning, so be careful not to drip it over anything.
Though she puts some on her other hand for glove before getting back to licking
Black spots around eyes as hair really shortens
Hair turns wavy and very short, turning snowy gray. Black fur around scalp, bottom chin and sides of head
Ears change and shoot up as she deep throats the popsicle once.
Her neck thickens as she does that before pulling it out.
Voice changes as she talks. “Heheh, betcha loooooved that! Sorry, only one sensual tease per video!”
Comments on how charming her voice sounds. “mmm, betcha Jessie would loooove listening to me!”
Seems to think longer on that as she goes for licking. Fur follows rest of changes.
Shoulders and torso broaden
Breasts shrink and pecs replace them
Rachel comments on that, saying that Pupper Popsicle tend to flip one’s physical gender appearance. It’s random, but though the more the one likes their different anatomy, the more likely they’re to get it again on the next popsicle, even if its a different flavor.
Fur over arms as she licks.
“And since we can all see where this is going, time for a little… KAPOW!”
Flexes arms to balloon them up with muscles.
Gets very giddy and happy about popsicle, saying the tooniness is really flowing in as their waist widens and abs forming
Wiggles in seat as a tail pops out behind him, wagging.
Shifts a bit and comments about shoes tightening. Time for Paw Cam!
Shifts down to feet, showing them turn into four-toed, long, toony dog paws
Cuts back as he finishes his pop, letting out a big, happy bark and panting
Sighing, happy about the change and rubbing his face. He remarks how the popsicle also increases toony happiness and loving.
Hearts float off his head, causing him to remark about how it increases one’s love for their partner or love a lot, making them want to be the best partner or mate!
He sighes dreamily, pulling out a big picture of Jessica and stares at it. “Oh Jessica! We could make such sweet ice cream together! Just call me the goodest boy you ever did know and I’ll wag forever!”
He chuckles and puts the picture behind him, realizing he’s being silly and says its time to get on with the official review.
He puts a paw over his heart and says that just because he’s blinded by love doesn’t mean he won’t give the popsicle a fair review.
He clears his throat as he declares, “Pupper Popsicle gets a BARK out of ten!” He pants, tongue drooping out. He talks still normal with it out. “Pupper Popsicles is one of the most happy infusing, toony treats out there geared to make one’s romance more fun! There’s an element of randomness in what physique and gender you may get or feel after it, but each popsicle flavor does provide one specific doggo toon you can become, so you can decide that at least!”
Arial Font appears below Rachel. He gives recommendation of Rare Chewification. Due to how the treat is only produced and sold in one area, it can be especially ruff to get one’s paws on a treat. It’s delightful and TF fans should not miss out on it, but the travel expenses to get over her may make things not worth it.
“Still, dis Husky bro things you should try if you can! You won’t regret it! I say…”
Off camera, a low voice is heard. Caption appears: “Hellllllloooooo! I’m home! Still filming your special show?”
Rachel’s eyes turns into hearts, romantic music plays. “My love, my Jessie! She calls for me to snug and shower her in slobbery love!”
He looks to the camera. “I must be off. Hunky Hugo Husky must tend to his mate!”
He speaks this all very quickly and rapidly, constantly looking off screen towards the door presumably. “Thanks for watching this Transformative Chew! See you next time for hopefully another big episode. Follow me on Twitter at @TransformativeChew” Text appears for that. “Or become a Chewer at my Patreon: Transformative Chew Show” Text appears for that
“Hit that like button and be sure to subscribe, if you haven’t already, to get more lover dog goodness like this! Every little bit helps! Have a changey, feely day!”
ZIP! He disappears, leaving a smoke cloud shaped like him in his wake. It eventually disappears.
A silly black screen with words appear on it. “In his loving haste, Hugo forgot to turn the camera off and kept filming for several more hours.”
It cuts out.
“It’s a new era and working from home remotely doesn’t meaning you have to-” Click.
