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Autism satire website admits to putting cameras in your home

Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image Shutterstock

The owners of a satirical autism news site have confessed to bugging the living shit out of your home in what the tabloid press is calling “Autergateâ€.

Editors of The Daily Tism, Sara Gibbs, 37, Elsa Williams, 28, and Sarah Amero, 27, admitted to the high-tech surveillance operation after a large number of readers began to question if they were being personally attacked.

Speaking to reporters in what she insisted were “chocolate-stained†pyjamas, Gibbs said: “If I’m being honest, we didn’t expect anyone to read the website. We’d only thought of ideas for the first two weeks, then we were basically fucked.â€

Williams added: “That’s when Sara had the idea to sneak into people’s homes and hide nanny cams in autistic people’s plushy mountains.â€

“Well, she made her husband do it. Sara can barely turn on her iPad.â€

Amero commented: “I’ve only just become a partner, what did I miss? Guys? Guys???â€

Comments

It's the closest thing to face-time we get.

Kenneth Freeman

Hahaha, that explains everything. Sorry about all the other stuff you saw!

Sarah Arnold

I knew it 😅

Daniel Sohege


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