BROTHERS! Brothers, Brothers, Brothers… It’s time. What time is it you may ask? Time to piss yourself in excitement because another FLASHGITZ FRIDAY is finally here!
Don’t get it all over the rug.
If you’re not pissing in excitement, then you probably aren’t one of the Brothers who are waiting on their Space King relic box! Everyone who got theirs is having their minds blo...
2026-01-30 16:28:41 +0000 UTC View Post
BROTHERS! Welcome back to the sacred sanctuary that is Flashgitz Friday: A place where the passage of time is welcomed and embraced.
What has the passage of time brought us this week?
UPDATES! Lots and lots of precious production updates! The kind of updates that make your toes curl until the knuckles are white. Sorry, that sounded better as I was writing it.
First up...
2026-01-23 15:56:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Brothers, rejoice! All January stickers have shipped! This is the first month that we have our NEW Very Greedy Brothers holographic stickers! If you would like to collect these shiny relics too then upgrade this month to receive February's set!
Those that were signed up between December 1st- December 31st in the Brothers tier will receive Rudolph, those that were sign...
2026-01-21 17:47:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Brothers! Just wanted to remind you all that it's the LAST DAY TO BUY these glorious Kingsmas relics! Tshirts, hoodies, and even the first official Space King vinyl figures! Even though all of you already support us greatly, I'd hate for you all to miss out, so I'm giving you this final reminder!
Thank you and Praise Be, Brothers!
2026-01-18 16:26:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Brothers! If it isn’t my favorite group of miscreants here for their favorite weekly erotic newsletter, Flashgitz Friday!
I can’t wait to get into all the salacious little production updates, but firstly, I want to remind you guys that there’s only 2 days left to get your Space King Kingsmas merch! The sale ends on the 18th, so get your orders in by then if you haven’t already!
Only 4 days left to get your limited edition Space King merchandise! Hurry or you’ll feel left out when everyone else is doing gang signs in their cool hoodies and tshirts!
Sale ends 1/18! Don't miss out! https://flashgitz.shop/
2026-01-14 19:56:45 +0000 UTC View Post
If you ordered the No Girls Allowed Relic Box, there's a chance that your package was mistakenly returned due to SOMETHING in the box being marked as "contraband".
They agreed to ship them out after I told them that all of you swore to pinky-promise not to use them. Don't let me down. Thank you for your patience 🙏
2026-01-13 21:06:20 +0000 UTC View PostThe moment you’ve all been waiting for is here! Now you can watch the whole Unhinged Camgirl Tactics video without all the stupid bleeps YouTube made us put in. Enjoy!
2026-01-10 20:35:47 +0000 UTC View Post
BROTHERS!! Welcome back to Flashgitz Friday! It’s been much too long. I hope you missed us just as much as we missed you.
I’m sorry your Flashgitz Friday daddy had to step out for milk for two weeks, but I’m ready to step back into my spergy sons’ lives <3
You all re...
2026-01-09 23:24:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Brothers! After a little unannounced (oops) two-week break, Flashgitz Fridays and Tom & Don will officially be back this Friday. This means fresh new Space King production updates and a brand new Tom & Don episode dropping on YouTube!
Thanks for sticking around while we took a breather for the holidays. We’re excited to get back into ...
2026-01-05 23:16:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Brothers, rejoice! All December stickers have shipped!
Those that were signed up between November 1st- November 30th in the Brothers tier will receive Chestnut and those that were signed up in the Greedy Brothers tier will receive Chestnut and PAIN!
We collect patron data on the 1st of each month for that Mont...
2026-01-05 21:56:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Brothers! Welcome to Fa-la-la-la-Flashgitz Friday, the jolliest source for all things Space King!
Come over and sit on Santa’s lap and tell him what you want for Christmas!
What’s that? You want Space King 4 to hit 3 million views by Christmas? Why, that’s so thoughtful, little (insert your name here), but that already happened!
Here is the Patreon exclusive look at the character arcs and themes of Space King 4! Thank you for your support brothers. <3
2025-12-13 19:07:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Brothers! Welcome to Flashgitz Friday, the answer to all your prayers – if your prayers involve FLASHGITZ PRODUCTION UPDATES! Don’t lie, I know they do…
Space King Episode 4 - Kingsmas Dropped last week! How did you all like it? Pretty fucking good right? Keeping Rudolph’s big nose a surprise was a challenge, but keeping his voice actor a surprise was even harder! Teehee I knew...
2025-12-12 23:27:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Thank you so much boys! We got this done in record time because of your support. As we promised, funds from Patreon and merch would let us make episodes better, quicker and more consistently! Because of your dollary-doos and willingness to support our schizoid pipe-dreams, you get more Space King more frequently.
If you'd like to continue supporting Space King head over to 2025-12-06 16:30:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Brothers! Welcome back to Flashgitz Friday, your only source for the weekly, mouth-watering hype that is SPACE KING UPDATES!
I assume you’ve all already seen the Space King 4 trailer. If not, crawl out from the rock you’ve been living under and go watch it! It’s on YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, we even put it on TIKTOK.
Yeah, we post things on TikTok sometimes. So what?
Brothers! Many of you have asked how you can support us more financially outside of the current Patreon tiers and buying merch. We don’t want to just take your extra generous moneys directly, so we wanted to make sure you got something extra in return.
That’s why we’re unveiling the new VERY GREEDY BROTHERS TIER!
For $15 a month, you’ll receive 2 normal stickers + 2...
2025-12-05 00:07:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Brothers! Rejoice! All November stickers have shipped!
Those that were signed up between October 1st- October 31st in the Brothers tier will receive Tylenol Terry and those that were signed up in the Greedy Brothers tier will receive Tylenol Terry and Greedy Tylenol Terry!
We collect patron data on the 1st of each month...
2025-12-01 04:10:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Brothers! Welcome to Flashgitz Friday, where you get only the most titillating updates of your favorite cartoon on the internet, Space King!
I hope you all had a wonderful week! Yesterday, brothers all across America celebrated Thanksgiving. What did you bring to the table? Turkey? Pie? Crime statistics?
Brothers! Welcome to Flashgitz Friday, where we deliver Flashgitz updates to our humble and handsome Flashgitz patrons (that’s you!)
But brothers, there was a very important holiday this week that you might’ve missed. A holiday that celebrates YOU! And the reason it isn’t more widely known is because of.. Uh.. society or something.
That’s right, happy international men’s...
2025-11-21 20:36:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Brothers! Welcome back to Flashgitz Friday, your central hub for keeping up with the finest in the autistic arts. I bet you’re wondering what kind of jaw-dropping, eye-popping, ball-twisting updates I have for you today!
But before that, a victory lap! Space King 3 has hit 6 million views! This is a huge achievement, brothers, and it’s barely been two months! Thanks to all of you, who...
2025-11-14 18:44:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Brothers! It’s finally here! The moment you’ve all been waiting for! FLASHGITZ FRIDAY!
That’s right! Healthy and educational production updates shipped right to your phone and/or computer! If you’re still at work on this wonderful Friday, now would be the time to pretend to use the bathroom so you can read said updates.
Don’t worry, you won’t get in trouble.
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Brothers! Please be aware there's been an ongoing issue of fake Patreon accounts posing as us and telling people they have "won a giveaway". We regret to inform you that:
- there is no giveaway right now 😢
- These are a scam
- we will never run a giveaway or any other promotion via telegram or other dodgy third party encripted messaging app (LOL)
- As per patreon community guidelines we can't do rand...
Brothers! Happy Halloween, and welcome to Flashgitz Friday!
I hope you all have exciting plans for Halloween, because I have exciting plans for you! Treats! In the form of tasty production updates! But in order to get them, you have to say “trick or treat!” as loud as you can at your computer/ mobile device. Ready?
“TRICK OR TREAT!”
I hope you d...
Brothers! Rejoice! All October stickers have shipped!
Those that were signed up between September 1st- September 30th in the Brothers tier will receive No Girls Allowed and those that were signed up in the Greedy Brothers tier will receive No Girls Allowed and Imagination!
We collect patron data on the 1st of each month for that...
2025-10-31 15:06:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Last Chance To Get Limited Edition Space King Merchandise!
Brothers! There’s only ONE DAY LEFT to get your limited edition Space King merchandise! Go to https://flashgitz.shop to get yours today! Preorders end 10/26! Don’t miss out on this totally epic stuff:
Brothers! Welcome to Flashgitz Friday, where I send you, and only you, secret intimate messages disguised as production updates! You know who you are. The others don’t know, but you and I do ;)
But before we continue with the blogpost, I want to quickly remind you all that there’s only 2 days left to pick up some limited edition merch from the Flashgitz store! 2025-10-24 23:58:05 +0000 UTC
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Brothers! Welcome to Flashgitz Friday, where you can get caught up with your favorite internet creators (us) and get updates on your favorite animated series (Space King)!
What’s on the agenda today? We got Space King 4 updates, a peek at the Tom and Don channel, and some really cool fan art that’s sprouted up! But first, we need to take one final victory lap for Space King 3.
Brothers! Welcome to Flashgitz Friday! Every decision in your life has brought you to this crossroad. Every bug you’ve ever stopped on, every nut you’ve ever busted, and every slur you’ve ever said has nudged your destiny several degrees so that you’d end up here, reading this week’s Flashgitz Friday. That’s a pretty good destiny if you ask me!
Let’s kick off the blogpost with some good news! Sinc...
2025-10-10 15:08:19 +0000 UTC View Post
