Smersh Pod

MNMC: THE DEEP

Dan takes Dean and John to the bottom of the sea over and over. It's dull.

A Chat About Chitty

John and Hannah talk about Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

Goon Pod: Hound of the Baskervilles (1978)

Paul and I appeared on Tyler's pod to chat about this mad film.

Smersh Pod - Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith (Part One)

BEVERLY HILLS COP: AXEL F: A QUICK THOUGHT

Legacy sequels, amiright!?

LONGLEGS quick review

A quick review of Longlegs, and some aimless chattle.

The Bikeriders and Hello.

A video for you that begins about Bikeriders, but is more of a "hello", and a look at a poster.

MONDAY NIGHT MOVIE CLUB: Revenge of the Nerds

Dean takes John and Dan back to college to find out just what happens when you get 3 cans deep.

NEW TODDITS! Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Smersh Pod's Prince of Peeves (film peeves that is) John Rain and Damn English Holly-Oak (!) Dan Tetsell do the opposite to Duncan and watch this Robin Hood film.

MNMC: Krippendorf's Tribe

John takes Dean and Dan to meet James Krippendorf, a total bell-end.

BONUS TODDITS! Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

This is very nicely done, as per. Thank you, Toddits!

New Toddits! Time Bandits with John Thomson

Brings me such joy to see these. Most of the time because I have forgotten everything that was said, so it's like someone else is doing the speaking!
Thank you, Toddits!

THE JEDI PROBLEM

In the trailer to the latest Star Wars TV offering, “The Acolyte”, we are treated to the sight of a load of Jedi, in their flowing robes and multi-coloured lightsabres, o...

The Disheartening (How I learned to accept that my fun hobby will never lead to anything else)

It’s a quiet pub. There’s a low jukebox rumble. An old man is sat in the corner. His teeth yellowed, his pompadour hair struggling and broken, his glass half empty, and his face hangs heavy on his croo...

MNMC: Passenger 57

The MNMC takes to the skies, for a bit, and sadly a clown dies.

MNMC: Demolition Man

We're back! It's 2032 and everything is lovely, or is it? There's graffiti! There's Taco Bell! There's tight fives!

Peter Sellers and The Fiendish Plot of Dr. Fu Manchu

The last Sellers film that shouldn't have happened.

MONDAY NIGHT MOVIE CLUB: The Long Kiss Goodnight

We're back! It's a game of memories, explosions, gags and guns! With some mention of a former British TV presenter's antics.

Woodcutters Ep5

Lord of the Rings! Future car! Mamma Mia 3! Songs! Fun! Also featuring Rob Gilroy as Bob Mooney Jr.

MONDAY NIGHT MOVIE CLUB: The Last Boy Scout

Our 90s action season has KICKED OFF. Welcome to a film we love! And somehow Jethro has returned. 

Woodcutters Ep2

A comedy roast. Lifestyles of the rich and famous. and MUSIC. 

Woodcutters Ep3

The Four Yorkshiremen talk about blue movies. The Bicycle Players do Shakespeare. Scatman John has a request. And MUSIC. 

March Update

Hello Smershers!

Just thought I'd drop another update in terms of what is to come soon. 

Firstly there's more Smersh coming, just not as soon as I'd have  hoped as I've had sickly children to deal with! However eps on Return to Oz, Krull and Assault on Precinct 13 are recording/coming soon!

With the downtime I have had, I've been putting together the Woodcutters radio s...

Woodcutters

A new radio show I'm doing over at Noisebox Radio. Sketches, improv and music. Thursdays at 10pm starting this week. 

Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

The lads are back, and this time they need to stop evil from entering a fissure and making a new version of a classic film. 

February Update

Hello all!

Hope you're all well? Good!

Just a quick update to tell you what's coming in the next couple of months.

I have a few guests booked in now, and should (schedule permitting) be putting out episodes weekly for a good few weeks from this coming Monday.  

I don't usually like to spoil surprises, but as we're all friends here, so I'll tell you what's coming. There's a Walken-themed special with Dan...

MONDAY NIGHT MOVIE CLUB: The Flash (2023)

John takes Dean and Dan in the Chronobowl to see who put the tomatoes on the high shelf, and to check on Alf's Dad. 

Superman II + Q&A with Smersh Pod's John Rain

Classic Superhero adventure with Christopher Reeve as Superman

Celebrating the publication of John Rain's book - SUPERBOOK
'Smersh Pod' is one of the biggest Nerd Culture podcasts currently running. We are delighted to welcome John Rain to the Connaught to this special screening to discuss the film and the culture of Superheroes as covered in his hit new book - Superbook. John wil...

Seven Years

On the whole, my Facebook memories largely serve as a reminder of how cringe I used to be in my late 20s, but today they served to remind me of something nice and fun. To paraphrase David Bowie; "Seven years, what a surprise, We've got seven years, my brain hurts a lot, Seven years, that's all we've got". 

Seven years ago I launch...

MONDAY NIGHT MOVIE CLUB: Rebel Moon

John takes Dan and Dean into an AI generated soulless nightmare.