KYDE

[ANIMATION] LTR EXCL

Don't be a dink, here's a link.

Sorry about not doing coom on this one. Or another face. Or more clothing. A while back someone told me they wished I animated cumshots. And I think I want to do that, from now on. Like, properly animated. Also, this one got weirdly big, it used up like five gigs of memory ...

[ANIMATION] LTR

Salutations, I'm back with my monthly post. Didn't I just whine about not wanting to do that? I'm still working on it. Hey, at least it's an actual animation this time. Been a while. I can still do it. Here's a link by the way.

This is a character called Fran (I think) from a webcomic called Litterbox Com...

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Heyo, hiya, here's a link.

I'm all typed out. Nothing to read here. Go read the main post, if you want.

[STATIC] YYU

Greetings, traveler. I have a link for you.

Much like the full moon, I've come back for my monthly post. What phase of the moon is it today? I wouldn't know, it's daytime right now. Anyways, I apologize for only posting once a month. I think it's kinda bullshit. I'll delve into this topic later in this po...

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Here's a link for you, my darlings.

"Ugh! KYDE! She's not a cow! She's a goat!"

Yeah, whatever. Cows, goats, they all taste good to me. Damn, girl, you look good enough to put in a gyro. I thought that whole cow bikini thing the good people like would still be a good fit for her. I dunno, m...

[STATIC] TOR

Yo whaddup.

It's ya boy, comin' at you with a link.

How we all doing? I'm feeling pretty fucking groovy. Current mood. Jam out with me.

Now, it may seem like I took another month to post, but looks ca...

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I think I think I see a link.

If you want my insight on this piece, go see the free post. Apparently my hilarious and very well written posts make people think I have schizophrenia.

[STATIC] HPE

Please, sir... may I have a link?

Today is Easter. A day of rabbits. And Jesus crawling out of his tomb saying, "I'm a lot harder to kill than you think, you Roman bastards!" Or something, I never really paid much attention in Bible school. Today is also 4/20, a day of slonkin' the dankest of weeds. Hones...

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Peep the regular post for a big fucking novel. It's pretty funny, because I'm pretty funny. You all should read every word I write.

Usually I don't have much to say on these exclusive posts, because I say everything I want to say on the other one. But, here, I can say something. As a man who has never seen breasts in real life, it can be hard to come to grips with the fact that bras aren't just something women sla...

[ANIMATION] JKA

I have returned, like some kind of Biblical plague. I was foretold. Sorry I disappeared again. I've said this before, but a while back, a friend commented on my art, saying, "I dunno what it is, but there's a spark your oldest stuff has that your newest stuff just doesn't have." And, just recently, a different friend looked through all of my work (which was embarrassing) and said the same thing. He was eve...

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A link is here, oh yes it's here.

I have even less to say here than the other post.

[ANIMATION] NNI

Link here.

Hey, it's me, the most inconsistent artist on the internet. I'm back. Again.

I had a lot to take care of. The holidays kinda sucked for me. Normally I love Christmas, but I was a pretty big Grinch this time around. I won't drone on and on about all the nonsense I had to do. I will say tho...

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Link is here.

I would pay money for someone to mess with the animation of this one to make them synced to that awful Cbat song. Okay, I wouldn't pay for that. I also wouldn't put in the effort for that. Or even want to ...

[ANIMATION] LFI

Link is here.

Salutations. I had a busy month this month. I apologize. Also, I dunno if you all have noticed, but Patreon has changed their method of payment. Instead of charging on the first of the month, they charge on whatever day you signed up. Like, if you were to sign up on November 7th, you'd next ...

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What, you wanted more variants? The hell was I supposed to do here? This one took forever.

[ANIMATION] LNR

It's a Halloween miracle! I actually died. Got fucking obliterated by a bus. but through the power of spookiness, I rose from my shallow grave (my parents didn't want to pay for a nice plot) and I actually got the time to make this. I'm literally a skeleton right now.

I was actually really busy, and also trying to come up with real ideas again. I dunno, most of the stuff I've made overall has been really dull. I keep bringing t...

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What's this? A link? Can it be? It can!

Like I said in the other post, this one is finally done. Interestingly enough, I didn't suffer through it. I think that means... I'm actually growing. Shocker, I know. I'm so used to being kind of a trainwreck, to be honest.

Look at the ...

[ANIMATION] TTN_01

Link is here, it's time to cheer. I'm gonna have to start giving Google money, I'm running out of Cloud space. Where even is the Cloud? Fuck I feel old.

Fun Cartoon Network logo made by that same anonymous benefactor who sometimes edits my gifs. He also made my slick new avatar. And h...

(WIP) [ANIMATION] TTN_01 "VE Animation"

This un' is just about done. This has been a metric assload of lineart, and I'm once again sick of lining. But, we're nearly there.

I don't have anything funny to say because I usually plan out all my jokes while working on these things. I'm not like Jerry Seinfeld, who's just naturally hilarious. I mean, what a man.

I will say, I do like how this one looks at eight total frames. I almost never do that to k...

(WIP) [ANIMATION] TTN_01 "Rough Base Animation"

I'm back, finally! I'm sorry it took so long. I was a busy beaver, as I told another Patron not too long ago. Moving is just about the worst thing ever, especially when it's you yourself who is the one moving. Because all the shit is yours, and you can't weasel out of it like you can if you're helping a friend or family member move. But, I'm all settled in now, and lemme tell you. I've achieved a lot of big goals for myself these pas...

(WIP) [ANIMATION] TTN_01, TTN_02 "Keyframe"

Whoops. It's the 30th.

Boy howdy am I frazzled. My sincerest apologies. I didn't realize how fast this month has blown by. It's been a bit of a mess. Not really actually, but it's felt like it. For reference, I have actually been working on the vote list. So like, numero uno was me finishing old stuff. And I have been working on that! It's just, like... not fun? I mean, it's a weird experience. It feels like reani...

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Link to the REG version, and link to the ALT version.

Peep the main post for most of my thoughts on this. Or whatever, I can't remember what I wrote.

This one's gonna be organ...

[ANIMATION] MIS_REG EXCL

Link to the REG version, and link to the ALT version.

Peep the main post for most of my thoughts on this. Or whatever, I can't remember what I wrote.

This one's gonna be organ...

[ANIMATION] MIS_ALT

Links upon links! Link to the REG version, and link to the ALT version. I'm just gonna fuckin' copy this whole body of text, since there'll be a few posts for this. There are a lot of ver...

[ANIMATION] MIS_REG

Links upon links! Link to the REG version, and link to the ALT version. I'm just gonna fuckin' copy this whole body of text, since there'll be a few posts for this. There are a lot of ver...

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Link is here.

Android 18 and Master Roshi. This was suggested by Kodiak and The Cunnilinguist. As requested, I tried one of those "Impregnation" indicators. Check the public post for more details.